Celestial Bean💫

(she/sir) • autistic • adhd 🌪️🧠

[Ian Smith, Sr. @iansmithfitness]

Amazing. Where do American consumers get their refunds? Oh, wait. I see how this works.

[Celestial Bean💫 @_ggingervitis]

I put on pants and noticed a small stain. "Eh, no one will notice."

My husband, who notices nothing "Hey you got a stain!"

[Celestial Bean💫 @_ggingervitis]

"Go get 'em, boys!" I shout at the garbage truck.

[Celestial Bean💫 @_ggingervitis]

Reef bamen

[Nostos @NostosLit]

Happy Franz Kafka's "Nothing, merely tired." day

[Celestial Bean💫 @_ggingervitis]

My Mom got such a beautiful obituary. It's just so weird she died? Wdym she DIED?? Forever??? Wtf 😭 That woman survived so much, loved so much. Lived so much!! What a cool woman. She was the light of my life.

[Celestial Bean💫 @_ggingervitis]

How the hell do you go from talking to your mom to just...she's not even there anymore??

[Meth Head?!? Ngga Ima Fckn Electrician @TiaNoTamara1]

The amount of people who think civilians should always remain calm around law enforcement but give “trained” law enforcement passes to be scared or excitable is truly astounding

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

what a time to have an anxiety disorder, a love of history, and a compulsive need to stay informed

[Celestial Bean💫 @_ggingervitis]

ut oh I'm starting to wonder what's the point of life again

[Celestial Bean💫 @_ggingervitis]

Would an everything donut have everything seasoning on it or, like, every kind of sprinkle and filling?

[Celestial Bean💫 @_ggingervitis]

I had a dream about this on a tshirt

[Celestial Bean💫 @_ggingervitis]

I have to have pancakes soon or I'll kms

[Celestial Bean💫 @_ggingervitis]

I think vehicles should have two separate horns. One is like "hey, green light" and a "fuck you bitch!" horn

[Celestial Bean💫 @_ggingervitis]

Oogie Boogie bruise on my boobie

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Trump is holding a Great Gatsby/Roaring 20s-themed party at his private club in Palm Beach tonight as he tries to withhold SNAP and health care subsidies from millions of Americans.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Earlier today, I had my back to my wife when I heard her say, “Do you want to keep this box?”

I froze. Keeping my back turned, I carefully replied, “Please don’t show me the box. I’ll immediately form an emotional attachment to it. Just put it in the bin. Don’t let me see it.”

We narrowly missed adding another box to my special box collection in the garage. But I’m sitting here now, thinking, “I wonder what kind of box it was. I wonder what it might have been useful for.”