Gustave Gerhardt

principal engineer for @wirecutter

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@cambercreative Able to run at high scale, high availability. Read/write replicas with failover in multizone setup. Millions of unique visits a day

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Last night I dreamt I was at someone else's house for dinner. Then I ended up doing the dishes. So, even in my wildest dreams I'm still doing the dishes.

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@JoinDeepRock I missed it. Argh! Long time player, but was on a break!

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So we're hiring.
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@EconElan @wirecutter Thanks! It's this one https://t.co/ucZ8Mjuk3R which is no longer in stock. I've had it for 6 years and would totally try to find a similar one by WorkPro if this one ever kicks the bucket. Paid around $320 at the time.

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@GhostToast Verifying myself: I am ghosttoast on https://t.co/nZ30NI6hFT. OVvY7r3k8pVYisln0bCwWd4RwJ5X5qD0_6AU / https://t.co/ZW5JLkhJSt

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Someday one of those tourist farms should make a corn BREAD maze to set themselves apart.

[NYT Wirecutter @wirecutter]

We're donating $10,000 we’ve earned this year from our Emergency Preparedness Supplies guide to @DirectRelief to support emergency relief funds and recovery efforts. https://t.co/V4rdaJiZbe

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When i hear about macOX “High Sierra” i can’t not think about “HI-C Era” which of course was the late 1980s.

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So I started fiddling with Korg DSN-12 and made a few tracks: https://t.co/MSQdpHGQ6B

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@beporter Planning https://t.co/IlSRsJvltp

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When you don't really want to eat something but you do it anyway because nobody else is going to: that's being a dad.

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@homesweethome

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@inkleStudios Looks like your latest push broke Sorcery 4 save on Android

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Sometimes a code refactor feels like transplanting a healthy lung into someone who's still smoking a cigarette.

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New #startrails photo from last night. Now I want to head out west to some truly dark skies.

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Writing a migration script where there are `$orphans` and `$super_orphans`. Guess that's probably the array where Batman ends up.

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"If I'm typing, I'm talking" - a saying I use to remind my family to not interrupt as a work-from-home Dad.

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Favorite commit message today: "Improved regex. Now 3% less sucky."

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Dealing with Laravel task scheduling, the queue and beanstalkd makes me think of https://t.co/5U4nktL04m