emmy

Trust no bitch 💁

[emmy @_goflya]

@that_aint_bad Anyways

[emmy @_goflya]

@that_aint_bad Hell yeah!

[emmy @_goflya]

Addicted to performance enhancing drugs (coffee)

[trash jones @jzux]

addicted to performance enhancing drugs (diet coke)

[trash jones @jzux]

(chef rear ending you with his car) BEHIND

[Amy Pechacek @pechacek_amy]

It feels illegal to know about these 20 websites:

[Lauren Lassabe Shepherd @llassabe]

Dear alma mater: I would love to give you more money. I really would. But you won’t even give me remote library access. Please consider throwing that in with the alumni perks. I do not care about the special tent at baseball games.

[Ghøst 🤙🏽 @EliteEmir]

the beginning of the end

[emmy @_goflya]

@that_aint_bad I’m so sorry that happened! But very glad you’re alright. ❤️

[emmy @_goflya]

Now that I live in SoCal I’m just praying for a Yankees/Dodgers works series.

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

What it's all about 💙

[emmy @_goflya]

@PresidentDixie It’s only policy for missionaries, otherwise it’s a personal thing. As an example, my dad would never purposefully be alone with a woman, no matter the age so he would have my mom or one of us kids tag along.

[On Limits @missleighcarter]

IF THEY CAN CHANGE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS, THEY CAN MAKE EVERY WEEKEND 3 DAYS.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Big oil companies are engaged in massive profiteering and price gouging. We need a windfall profits tax.

March 2008
Gas: $3.23 per gallon
Oil: $104.54 per barrel

March 2014
Gas: $3.51
Oil: $102.28

Last week:
Gas: $4.10
Oil: $111.42

Today:
Gas: $4.32
Oil: $95.17

[1Hunter% @HunterPurner]

I swear I only attract batshit crazy

[bri ✗ò @xoobriii]

me putting all my music on shuffle

[Miller Lite @MillerLite]

Apparently we're the only ones still making beer