thread of my #KCD and #KCD2 tiktok edits bc i worked really hard on them and would like to share with the rest of the fandom :)
will update this thread as i post more on my tiktok account: gooey_gui
1. DEVIL IS A LIE by Tommy Richman
what is that projectile that enemies in dawnwalker shoot sometimes? i think its a crossbow but it acts like a fucking shotgun that always seems to blow my whole shit when im stuck to the side of a building
after having at LEAST 2 gay hookups & 3 torture sessions it's no wonder these sort of unabashed sexual fever fantasies have been cooking in henry's mind, exasperated by hundreds of hours mindlessly pounding the tips of fiery red swords within hot, delirium inducing environments
the man was tortured enough times to develop multiple kinks, sit with those thoughts for a while, and come up with a DIY solution. the forge dlc was truly his soft launch into this new endeavor. and i wish him well.
henry really installed a metal bed frame with attached hand and foot shackles in his forge. mind you, being a blacksmith, he most likely drafted & forged it himself. then he guides a fisherman thru verbal fantasies. henry is really inventing bdsm from first principles.
whistling ditties while pounding your rock-hard hammer isn't enough, we need to make graphic role-playing scenarios to pass the work day. and honestly i understand. embrace your freak henry. its the best way to get thru life.
i just realized i used series to refer to dawnwalker, singular title. whatever, im manifesting. i actually had a lot of problems with guidelines for the dragon age *series* (DA2 specifically) so i think i mixed it up in my head
ya know i'd make more dawnwalker edits if tiktok didnt strike down my wips of that game series specifically. i think the blood in the clips is triggering the automatic censors/guidelines. fuck them kids, let me post edits of a mature video game series.
i dont consider dawnwalker to be any more violent than like, kcd for example. and it cant be the weapons/fighting bc kcd has those too (although occasionally i have to appeal). im 95% sure its the blood and biting
a gay bar named "Ram hole". the staff wears curled horns like rams and greet you at the door by saying, "Welcome to ram hole, feeling horny today?" there's glory holes in the bathroom but it's farm themed with hay floors and complimentary lambskin condoms.
started season 6 of SATC and they drop a slur within the first 5 minutes. like, this has to be considered self-harm at this point. i tuned in just to play in my own face.
carrie is a bad friend most of the time. she has her highlights but she really wears my patience thin. charlotte got engaged and she still made the whole thing about herself with that stupid post-it.