midwest uncle

[ㅅ @YESSIRALFA]

it’s lowkey niche to know me.

[midwest uncle @_gurit_]

you can’t be talking like that white stephen king baby

[satin @satinthecreator]

race was a massive blind spot for him because why was he shocked watching black audiences understand carrie 😵‍💫

[midwest uncle @_gurit_]

the primus shirt lol lion

[Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule]

Here's a close-up version of the goddamn champ who disrupted Trump's Syracuse rally, gave the president both middle fingers, and told the crowd off as they pulled her out of the venue.

Sidebar: 🖕🏻Play the video at half speed for optimal peak viewing enjoyment.🖕🏻

[Spooky Brian Graham 🦬🎃 @iroasmas]

why would i sting you halfway across the river? we would both drown

[midwest uncle @_gurit_]

average guy from granite city

[Simon Owens @simonowens]

The New York Times has a great profile of a once-popular lawncare YouTuber who became an internet villain after filming his daughters in increasingly unhinged videos. As it turned out, there were YouTube representatives behind the scenes who were egging him on, encouraging him to come up with new concepts based on what the platform’s child viewers were clicking on when their parents left them unmonitored. One of his videos reached over 600 million views.

Check out the article: https://t.co/tqfZXcr0Fy

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[Anonimax16 @Anonimax16]

winston from overwatch appeared to me in a prophetic vision and told me to harm others

[midwest uncle @_gurit_]

I love chicago

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Imagine seeing this on a Monday and you ship out on a Friday and all the bases you were supposed to be at are blown up and the president is on TV saying Pinky Herman and Hormuz Street

[midwest uncle @_gurit_]

@thats_so_traevn I prefer him in Men in Black II

[tino @jealousroll]

my hat when i get a smooch on the cheek from a dame

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

Israel is like an entire nation of Cardinals fans.

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face

[Alex Veremeyenko @alex_verem]

Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it.

Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying.

Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence."

Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."

Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter.

They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created.

One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility."

Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies.

That's the metered intelligence business model.

And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.

[MoundLore @MoundLore]

Illinois LiDAR

[midwest uncle @_gurit_]

@jakebrodes Can we get a rig rundown?

[midwest uncle @_gurit_]

@2Josher Ironically going to the laundromat open mic to dunk on Jakes daisy chained pedal board.

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

That’s called a beam clash you fucking idiot

[Don Hughes @getfiscal]

Mr Mamdani in 2014 your alleged wife reposted an image on Tumblr with the caption "My idols are dead and my enemies are in power" with what appears to be a woman holding a cigarette.

[78 Year Old And It Still Works @tom_on_here]

No the red ones on the other side no the ones I’m pointing to, yea two of them, ok and $25 of those Lucky 7s and uhh $7.65 on pump 3, thanks