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[James Spiro @JamesSpiro]

Jonathan Ross: “The comedy awards is 15 years old… and like most 15-year-olds, it's drunk, it's unpredictable, and it's probably going home with David Walliams.”

Everyone knew. Just like they did with Russell Brand.

[☆ @_h_b_98]

@Jamesrooney19 @DomLip94 Rage bait

[☆ @_h_b_98]

Mulhern next am telling ye

[☆ @_h_b_98]

@Jamesrooney19 @DomLip94 Leg it James

[☆ @_h_b_98]

@Jamesrooney19 @DomLip94 What actually makes you think he’s done anything seriously

[☆ @_h_b_98]

@Jamesrooney19 @DomLip94 It’s not a fact at all, he’s too busy enjoying nature unlike that butlins nonce

[☆ @_h_b_98]

@Jamesrooney19 @DomLip94 Now you’re just throwing random names about, delete this tweet and never speak aba r David like that

[ellen 🍸 @algorecrave]

they all knew

[dominic dyer @domdyer70]

I find a good bench mark in life is how people treat animals. This is Russell Brand recounting his cruelty to the family dog as a child in his 2009 biography

[ethyl ꕤ @luvmoonv]

me: "mom i want SKIMS andvent calendar!!"

mom: "no, we have it at home"

the skims calendar at home:

[☆ @_h_b_98]

@BMH077777 Great game

[LX 💥 @LXYP0P]

The irony that Katy Perry wrote 'Firework' about Russel Brand and the cunt was banged up on Bommy night is killing me 😬

[AlanMet 🍿 @alan_met]

As good as the fireworks in town were, nothing beats the terror of being bundled back in to your house by your dad when the Catherine wheel falls off the fence.

[☆ @_h_b_98]

@samson483949647 @NeilLfc_5 Samson stop chatting absolute shit

[☆ @_h_b_98]

@Crimeinshade Ye

[☆ @_h_b_98]

Hope this weather has blown the upside down house into the docks 🙏🏻

[𝓐𝓷𝓷𝓲𝓮 @Anniie_red]

A rape case.

[☆ @_h_b_98]

@____cm85 No

[Ari🦋✨ @Ariszn12]

Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.