Florida Man in Training

Certified crypto bro hater

[Florida Man in Training @_haletotheking]

@NickAdamsinUSA Nick - hooters original founders are buying back franchises to restore the brand.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

God forbid a white boy gets to Friday

[John Coogan @johncoogan]

Tariffs up 50%. Stocks down 5%.

You know what hasn’t changed?

What benching 225 for reps feels like.

Time to visit the church of iron boys.

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

TEDDY STIGA SCORES THE GOLDEN GOAL FOR USA 🇺🇸 🥇

[claire rogers @kclairerogers]

If you’re a guy in your early 20s, buy a new set of irons.

Go into debt if you have to

[Roy Drones Jr🪼 @chiweethedog]

No wonder Pelosi fainted and broke her hip

[it’s will time @uwantmetoiwill]

Put a white boy like me in a quarter zip and my handshake instantly gets firmer and my smile faker

[Mr. Terrance Yakie @LilRodneywith]

Liking all of Sabrina Carpenter’s tweets. Applying crazy pressure. Balls in her court now

[Florida Man in Training @_haletotheking]

@ALalinde7 Get em Andres!!!!!

[ethan @ethanshumjr]

depressed alcoholic with a gambling addiction and ex-wives on rotation. living the working class bostonian dream

[Florida Man in Training @_haletotheking]

@_ItsTone_ Thanks tone couldn’t tell from the record 🤝✊🏾

[The Ref␈ @BestNHLRef]

Looks like Jeremy Swayman contract negotiations are getting out of hand

[Talk Tuah with Haliey Welch @talktuahpod]

@EvanMarinofsky Not after he rejected $8 million at 8 years...

[O.W. Root @owroot]

Go to Springfield, order the cat, the whole thing, medium rare, grab a beer or two, make it three, curly fries and coleslaw, grab a chair out back, ask for the barbecue sauce, tell them you know barbecue.

[Florida Man in Training @_haletotheking]

@austinfrankln #1, chicken tenders & a sweat tea with lemon

[Kyle Porter @KylePorterNS]

Scottie’s 2024.

Second Players
Second Masters
7 wins
World No. 1
First child
$30 million
Jail
Gold

[Inverse Cramer @CramerTracker]

Hug your loved ones