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[shitposter emeritus (on sabbatical) @jazzghost_pm]

It turns out eating almost all your meals at home does in fact save you a comical amount of money. Humbled to discover this

[Adam James Pollock @AdamPollock]

This sausage and bean stew is one of the staples of my diet, and it’s absolutely beautiful. It doesn’t take too long to make, is very cheap, and is full of healthy ingredients.

In this thread I’ll show you how to make it!

[luce @luc3wilk0]

Some boys are nearly 30 with receding hair lines thinking the pub is the answer to life’s problems

[H @_harrietmanning]

@SouthernRailUK why are your trains like the centre of the sun? Have you heard of air con?

[H @_harrietmanning]

@bt_uk our WiFi has been down in Tooting since 7pm last night, how am I meant to work from home? When will it be sorted please?

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

“Go outside if you wanna horse around”
Me:

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

Those carrots are so skinny. Those are not load bearing carrots. They cannot support hummus.

[Tam Louchia 🪩 @tamerawallwork_]

I wish we’d stop wiping the wrong peoples arses for them in this country. They choose to smoke. If their unborn baby isn’t enough reason to stop smoking for a couple of months then that’s their own problem to deal with. Put money into people that genuinely NEED help

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

‘Platt Du Jour’, acrylic gouache on canvas

[hannah louise @hannahlouisef]

saw the Boots irl, quite starstruck

[Evie Breese @EvieBreese]

Boys will be boys

[ana @shivlestat]

the plot of confessions of a shopaholic (2009) was very interesting actually
https://t.co/4Hnu6hfYT2

[Danny @doglab]

It takes 3.2 seconds to RT and help find her missing mum Nicola Bulley who was last seen walking her dog near a Lancashire river she was last seen on the morning of Jan 27 walking her dog on a towpath by the River Wyre off Garstang Road please call 116 000 with any information

[🍞 @sandwichhbread]

@fasc1nate thats not impressive i can run and jump as well this robot is not special

[Mark Rofe @iamrofe]

@RoseStokes M&M World Leicester Square

[Ros Atkins @BBCRosAtkins]

If you're seeing Nadhim Zahawi on the front-pages, here's 5 minutes on the background to the questions about his tax affairs - and why it's in the news now.