Jasmine

aqui no hay nada bye ☁️🖤🐕

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Common cold would run through that bitch like a tomb raider omg

[sab @sabbyku]

i flirt by just thinking ab U rlly hard and hoping u sense it telepathically

[🐌 @Wheeema]

when you push the vaccum cleaner over a spot of dirt and you hear that crackle

[Stephanie Murray @stephanie_murr]

When I pull up to the Starbucks and it’s in a grocery store

[Hadley Sheley @HadleySheley]

@Phil_Lewis_ Mullet man’s cat harboring at the neighbors knowing how it’s gonna spin him into another cat pervert frenzy…

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

this video has everything — drama, comedy, great lines: "cat pervert," "you're harboring my cat" 10/10

[gabaghoul ♡ @gabby_frost]

my brain right before i get my period for no reason:

[Jay @idek_tb]

“Your PTO request has been denied”

Me already on vacation:

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

We will try again in May

[Dezzie Gee @DezzieGee]

LAUSD need to pay them teachers it used to be 40 of us in one room bad as shit

[JUAN @jcamiloorozco2]

Muchas responsabilidades para una criatura como yo

[H @hannituh]

Me driving when it’s dark

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

my 6 y/o cousin talkin bout “when i grow up” nigga it’s 70 degrees in november i got bad news for you lil bro

[KAIMORALLE CONSULTS LIMITED @KaiMoralleCoffe]

older sisters be like “yeah das my baby brother🤗”
the baby brother: a 6ft tall 20 year old

[no me llamo vicenta @kansaita_]

donde esta el puto queso que me debes jose maria dime donde coño esta

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

I’ll go 2-3 days w/out spendin $ & be proud of myself then blow $500 in 1hr on day4

[B @the_petshopboy]

Your rotting broccoli watching you pull another White Claw out of the fridge.

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

life so boring when you don't got a crush to be delusional about