I was in the 212

here for the lols x

[Chris Atkins @scatatkins]

Do you want to be Transport Minister?

[chase @_chase_____]

when the friend with the studio apartment hosts the hang

[JustRandomThoughts @randomstuffxzxz]

me, not believing my eyes as 10 million fireflies light up the world as i fall asleep

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

BREAKING: ITV has announced that Sheridan Smith will star as Sheridan Smith in an ITV drama about the abundance of ITV dramas starring Sheridan Smith.

Sheridan Smith is said to be "excited" to tackle the challenge of getting into the mindset of Sheridan Smith for the role.

[Anne Sundell @anne_sundell]

the summer i turned pretty is relatable if you were flirtily thrown into pools by boys as a teen & frankly that is a corner of the sky i will never know

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

No one:

Me to Tulisa in 2012:

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

They look like villains who would try to buy Paddington for a zoo

[Georgia Townend @georgiatownend_]

Husband of the year award contender 👏🏻

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

The Treaty of Versailles if it served

[Casual UK @CasualUK_]

A British love story

[Grace @gracecamille_]

The best thing about being a woman? Hmm… I would have to say the prerogative to have a little fun

[JustRandomThoughts @randomstuffxzxz]

Emily Bishop

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

Those carrots are so skinny. Those are not load bearing carrots. They cannot support hummus.

[Wardy™ @td_ward]

Would lose my mind if Elton opened with Step into Christmas. Imagine the scenes.

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

It’s giving absolutely nothing of the sort. Reported

[Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry]

Not being dramatic but we were far too hasty getting rid of the death penalty