Captain

Attempting (struggling) to make art a full time job. Message me to order or check out my Instagram @hauntedgarden_art for previous works (and available art!)

[Nata Metlukh @notofagus]

animating a horse is easy 🐎

#straightahead

[Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement]

Biblical sexuality: Adam and Eve's children were also each other's spouses.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

🔥 @DropkickMurphys to MAGA Republicans: “You’re being duped by a bunch of grifters & billionaires who don’t give a shit about you or your family… if you call yourself a Patriot and you spout that election-denying shit, WAKE THE FUCK UP!” 👏🏽 🇺🇸

[Captain @_hauntedgarden]

@AJemaineClement @rhysiedarby Easily my favorite scene in wrecked. Well, just after the jump rope bit.

[Is OFMD season 2 out yet? @isofmdout]

THE ANSWER IS YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Captain @_hauntedgarden]

@rhysiedarby @cryptidfactor @leononline @Schreiberland me and my sisters are out in the middle of nowhere trying to see the meteors, killing time in the car with the cryptid factor and literally just saw a UAP/UFO. It was just a white orb that was going in a line but wiggly. 🛸

[Captain @_hauntedgarden]

@tidesof_time @gntlpnk_pirate A service I'm happy to provide for my people 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈⚓️

[Captain @_hauntedgarden]

@gntlpnk_pirate @tidesof_time Have fun! Tag me when you're done!!! 🏴‍☠️

[Captain @_hauntedgarden]

@beardsblackbon @tidesof_time The gold plaque on the white handle I meant

[Captain @_hauntedgarden]

@beardsblackbon @tidesof_time I used the scene where he has it against izzy's face and then the scene where Ed's teaching him how to interrogate/intimidate hostages. He changes his grip a bit and you can see the white plaque on the hilt. I made the rest up 🤷‍♂️

[Captain @_hauntedgarden]

@beardsblackbon @tidesof_time I actually got this one done on myself lol! I love it, I simplified the design to make it more legible as a tattoo 😁

[Captain @_hauntedgarden]

@sapphicbells @samsonkayo Aww thank you so much!! If you to to my insta (same name) i have more art over there and I see those messages better than on here. If you want a HD version of the flash hit me up as well!

[Captain @_hauntedgarden]

@sapphicbells @samsonkayo Absolutely! Tag me once you get it!!! My commissions are open as well if you have something different in mind 😉

[Captain @_hauntedgarden]

@AJemaineClement Another unattainable beauty standard for men. We can't compete with THAT

[Captain @_hauntedgarden]

@samsonkayo I got stede's dagger (it's all swollen in this pic) and I love it!

[Captain @_hauntedgarden]

@samsonkayo My sister's blackbeard tattoo

[Captain @_hauntedgarden]

Throwing my hat into the Our Flag Means Death fanart rodeo yet again! This time with a tattoo flash sheet! These were way too fun to design! I feel like I captured 99% of the crew on here. 🖤 #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd #OFMDfanart @OurFlagHBOMax
Yall better renew this bitch 🏴‍���️🏳️‍🌈

[Captain @_hauntedgarden]

We finally got Our Flag Means Death tattoos! 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ Ed's skull and crossbones and Stede's dagger. As a nonbinary queer person this show is amazing and the representation is outstanding and real ❤
@david_jenkins__ @TaikaWaititi
#ofmdtattoo #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath @OurFlagHBOMax

[Iss @CursedSheen]

give me another season of staged but it's just David Tennant Michael Sheen, Taika Waititi and Rhys Darby locked in a room.