sam🪼🍉

my gender? gay pirate | 20 ; they/them ; bi + nb

[sam🪼🍉 @tidesof_time]

chamber of secrets was a peak harry look 😍😍😍

[sam🪼🍉 @tidesof_time]

@a__laporte i can’t let elon win any longer. from now on u can read my thought vomit on bluesky

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i’m going to delete twitter <3

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listen. i love you gay people. but i think i’ve heard enough about arcane for now

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fucking love the word balustrade

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i used to think being college age and saying “i have class” would sound grown up and cool, but now it just seems silly and juvenile. “i have to get to my class” rly means i’m going to sit there and think abt how think about how much i hate it

[sam🪼🍉 @tidesof_time]

need to visit a graveyard

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@babyteeth_ IM SORRY

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do you think there are any fans who jumped off a balcony in solidarity when they heard the news

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i’m such a slut for pretentious looking book covers

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time for my weekly dan and phil

[Leomard Sportsinterviews @a__laporte]

All national bf day has accomplished is show me all the ugly guys the people i went to high school with are dating

[sam🪼🍉 @tidesof_time]

hard times call for mac n cheese

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

MOO DENG

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all i want is butter chicken

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i hate that i look like a girl

[sanrio daily ✨ @sanriodaily]

they made hello kitty into algae 😭