Hayley

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 long distance swimmer and occasional paddler 🏊‍♀️🏄🏼‍♀️🚴🏼‍♀️

[MA☈K 🐮 @MarkOfThaaBeast]

Wow, what a Queen.

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

an incredible actor and so funny. rip sam

[Rachel Reeves @RachelReevesMP]

I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead.

It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better.

But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.

[bailey meyers @baileymeyers]

if my friends made me listen to vows for a full 40 minutes i think i would’ve burned the venue to the ground

[user @user84829272]

The instagram moms have finally gone too far

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

If I bought this on accident I would react in a way that would make the local news

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Dude got bodied by a body of water

[James Li @5149jamesli]

Thomas Massie: "I vote with Republicans 91% of the time. And the 9% I don't, they're taking up for pedophiles, starting another war, or bankrupting our country."

An absolute mic drop. 🎤⬇️

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

say what you will about the uk, but there is no country on earth more willing to humiliate its politicians at random for no reason

[Hayley @_hayleye]

@CronySocialism @realBenBloch Why is photojournalist in quotation marks?

[Hayley @_hayleye]

@sweet_Lou_singr @datingbyblaine “Fertile” 🤢

[Hayley @_hayleye]

@Nightstalker89 @Strandjunker You understand that Europe didn’t say “no” to America using its own bases right, we said no to them using ours…?

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

[Hayley @_hayleye]

@edgiesversion @SpencerAlthouse You really need to work on your use of grammar.

[Hayley @_hayleye]

The amount of male responses to this are so whack hahahah

[Rhoda @Symply_rhoda1]

When you give birth...Do you feel immediate relief like, you're not pregnant anymore ? Obviously you're probably not gonna feel back to normal but is there any type of relief ?

[Hayley @_hayleye]

@Alexand61376441 @Hybridathlete Please sight a single study that shows co-sleeping aids in the emotional development of a child?

[Charlotte Lee @cljack]

no professional economist has ever been or will ever be again this funny on purpose

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

King Charles to President Trump:

“Indeed you recently commented, Mr. President, that if it were not for the United States, European countries would be speaking German. Dare I say that if it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking French”

[Jennifer Sey @JenniferSey]

Why on earth would Chris Martin check in on affair lady from HR?