ande

mom, i am a rich man (she/her)

[ande @_hellaconfused]

i’m very funny ur all either dumb or jealous

[roo @rootemperature]

do NOT get horny around me i’m an empath

[Beaner Sigel @AndreMartel]

The two most BEAN eating countries of the world face off this Sunday. The winner gets to keep eating beans the loser has to stop. 🫘 #Mex #Eng

[e @spngbwb]

how do i stop being afraid to use my voice and take up space and exist amongst everyone else

[caroline :) @soonrightaway]

i firmly believe that if you’re covering a song then you should not be allowed to change the pronouns in the lyrics unless it’s to make the song gayer

[tess @xsphi]

flirting is supposed to be plausibly deniable! that's the whole point!!! if the person you're flirting with ever finds out for sure you're flirting with them, you've lost

[27. @dimvji]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[ً @artfuIchaos]

my kink is complete devotion and obsession

[Alice @AliceBunnyland2]

Like does an adult deer remember being a fawn playing in a steam with its mom??

It’s too early in the morning to be crying like this

[Most @Most]

happy pride to HIM

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

when i experience a flicker of attraction for another person i go burn my fingerprints off on the stovetop to punish myself for my wretched immoral predatory ways

[ande @_hellaconfused]

where’s this movie?

[julia @eathedocument]

i can make any song relate to anything happening in my life

[Spectra @spectraimsim]

man its really crazy how much getting suddenly laid off with no warning signs fucks up your brain lol

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Went to the dentist today they said I grind in my sleep #😴🤑💰

[meow @swirli_e]

i don’t even be fucking around and i still find out

[rabid dog @unrequiet]

how do i stop fucking thinking about it

[323 @Ggod323]

I swear nothing makes sense and everyone just acts like it does

[ande @_hellaconfused]

@finestlibyan kirk cameron