Karis 🩷

It is I, the Frenchiest Fry! 🍟 #KCMade

[Karis 🩷 @_hellokaris]

Oh these producers don’t like Sincere 😂 😂 #LoveIsland lmaoooo this movie night is telling

[Karis 🩷 @_hellokaris]

Mind you…….this was after the women saw the live stream #LoveIsland

[Leesi ☽ꨄ︎☾ @LeesiBB]

fork found in kitchen

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

Calculate time in reverse.
That is, if I have an appointment at 4, I start scheduling my whole day in reverse: I have to be there at 4, so I have to leave my house at 3:15 and be ready by 3:10. Getting ready takes 40 minutes, so I have to start by 2:30 at the latest, so I have to shower at 2. For that, I have to finish my chores at home, which I estimate will take about 2 hours, so I have to start at 12, but first I have to eat lunch, so I'll start cooking it at 11... and so on...

[Jeff Bezos @JeffBezos]

Thank you for being here today. Your support means a lot to the whole team. We will get back to flight, and we will get to the Moon. Gradatim Ferociter.

[Karis 🩷 @_hellokaris]

He for sure threw him out the ring intentionally!

[Gatwirii♊ @thatgeminibloom]

Give her all the funding imagine just 4 cycles a year 💃🏽

[Chawanna @DrChaeEd]

Either we sign a post-nup, or I’m asking my parents to put it in a trust that becomes my inheritance, which he still would not have access to.

No matter how much people try to gaslight you into believing marriage isn’t a business decision, IT IS, &certain assets need protection

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[k @ysljennii]

watching a man cook is probably #1 on the list for nonsexual things that turn me on/I’m attracted to.

[Karis 🩷 @_hellokaris]

@OsheaJacksonJr @xSirLean As it should be!

[🍁 @Hibzster]

olandria said when she used to work her corporate job she would look at herself on zoom & was like she too pretty to work a regular job & she is 100% right

[Karis 🩷 @_hellokaris]

This is definitely….two 40 year old men 😂

[Lys 🤎💫 @lyssah_a]

Bob Mackie had that smoke coming out that sewing machine 🤏🏽☝🏽

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

HE HAS SLIDDEN

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐 @JoroJrn]

i can handle alot... but God forbid there's multiple noises happening at once

[Karis 🩷 @_hellokaris]

I didn’t care about this….but the accents might’ve gotten me 😂

[Bravo @BravoTV]

Surprise! Welcome to Rhode Island. Here's your 🚨FIRST LOOK🚨 inside the #RHORI series premiere, arriving April 2nd before moving to SUNDAYS!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Megan Thee Stallion teams up with Nickelback on a new commercial for the Cheetos Flamin’ Hot Dill Pickle chips.

[lady . @LadyLondon]

🖊️ 🤍

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.