Hemosiderin😌🦋

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[Hemosiderin😌🦋 @_hemosiderin_]

Not all persons are human.
Jsyk........

[𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_]

Everything has changed but my father phone number is same since the day I was born

[☔ @Whotfismick]

them: “you seem like a quiet person”

me when i’m by myself:

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

“you don’t owe your parents anything”

yeah maybe not you and yours, but i owe mine like mad, thanks

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

once you remove 10k from 100k, the money go just remain 13,200

[Cleo @deeryclio]

The feminine urge to look completely unbothered while going through a psychological collapse

[. @issues_]

what the FUCK are they feeding these tiktok editors

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

If you no get senior brother life don first win you 20-0

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

in ur twenties there may be love. ignore it and pursue a Master’s degree instead

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

Ever recording a voice note just to realize it wasn’t actually recording? Now I gotta redo the whole thing… including all the fake laughs 😭

[📖🎧 @inkandseerah]

of course you can trust me for really good relationship advice, do you know how many romance novels i’ve read

[Perliks @perlikspictures]

fireboy hell and back. ahhh!!!!

[Yoriyori-OyokO💕🎀 @Ify__oma]

“I have gist for you but I’ll tell you later”

Me:

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 @kusssman]

I found 10 of these , who wants.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

two stages of reading:

1. ​i’ve read 5 books in 3 days.
1. ​i have not read a single sentence in months.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

NEXT WEEK IS…. JUNE….

[ǝᴉd ǝᴉʞuᴉd @pinkiepie71]

lowkey how do babies know to skip the "say" part

[Azula’s Sister.👑🥵🔥🫧 @KingMubsssss]

I attended an event and the aunties only asked me when I’m getting my masters. The world is finally healing. ❤️‍🩹