Austin

Real G's move in silence like lasagna

[Blue Devils @BlueDevils]

Cedric Coward, Isaiah Evans, Kon Knueppel II, Cooper Flagg, Sion James, Tyrese Proctor, and Khaman Maluach have all been invited to the NBA Draft Combine.

[Austin @_higgs21]

@TeamHendrick can we get some Greg Anderson gear going

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

Duke absolutely 1000% choked that game away & Houston deserved to win, but what in the actual hell is this foul call?

Calling this at any point is insane, let alone calling it with seconds left in a 1 point game in the Final 4…

Are we kidding? Lmao

[Kaitlin Tomassoni @ktomassoni1]

Me waiting for Saturday

[Christian Laettner @laettnerbball]

You don’t have to like us, you don’t have to understand us, but you can’t stop us!

#TheBrotherhood #GoDuke #MarchMadness2025

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

👇👇👇

[Ian Jaeger @IanJaeger29]

Democrats are upset that President Trump went golfing this weekend.

Last time I checked, they never complained when President Biden spent 16 straight days on the beach or spent over 500 days on Vacation, Over 40% of his presidency.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

CouplaBeers

[Ian Miles @ianmiles]

A video of Elon Musk “abandoning” baby X went viral yesterday, with many people accusing him of using his child as a prop. Here’s a full unedited video from a different angle. You be the judge.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Want to see a murder?

Libs in the White House press corps screamed at Trump’s Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller that Elon Musk is “unelected!”

What happens next is a fatality.

I promise you - this is the single best video on the internet today:

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The woke radical left are

[Austin @_higgs21]

Still too slow

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

SAQUON IS A SHOTGUN LEGEND

https://t.co/Q4TIsYOCEY

[John Rich🇺🇸 @johnrich]

So...they burn OUR flag, while flying THEIR flag, because they love living in OUR nation and don't want to go back to THEIR nation? Did I get that right? Get em the hell outta here.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The @DOGE team discovered, among other things, that payment approval officers at Treasury were instructed always to approve payments, even to known fraudulent or terrorist groups.

They literally never denied a payment in their entire career.

Not even once.

[Alex Speaks Facts @AlexSpeaksFacts]

@iluminatibot How has no one made a John McAfee movie yet? Would be better than anything in theaters in the last 10 years.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🔥🔥

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Biden's pick to lead the Federal Aviation Administration couldn't answer a single **QUESTION ABOUT AVIATION**

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

WOW 🚨 Illinois resident says “I live next door to a 24/7 bakery factory and the parking lot has been empty,” it’s normally full. 3 other factories lots are empty

HOW MANY AMERICAN JOBS have been given to illegal aliens for cheap ILLEGAL labor??

Central Illinois, “The Bimbo Bakery factory and next door to it is two more factories and then across the street is another factory. This parking lot should be full. This factory runs 24 hours a day, 7 days a week”

“If you look at that parking lot, it is empty. — This is our only street in and outta town to get over there. And as you can see, there are no cars.”

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

Biden suspended oil and gas drilling in the Gulf of Mexico, so Trump changed the name to the Gulf of America.

And this is how you play chess, folks.