Tiamat's Devoted

Died. Blames @Lordkat for giving me attack mods 2/3's as high as the party.

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@Garyatwyrmwick He killed himself by coming. Get over it.

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@GeoffatWyrmwick I can't tell you how hard I'm laughing. You just fell off a tower onto burning earth. Good luck living.

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@Garyatwyrmwick You'll make a good meat puppet.

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@Garyatwyrmwick Little? It took three tries.

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@KingAsmodeus Excuse me, killing the kobold I tasked with trapping the door.

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Here's where the three hours comes in.

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@KingAsmodeus I bet it takes 4. One to get to the tower, 3 to figure out how to open the door.

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@Pelor1 He also said @DhotherCyllenae was a vampire for weeks. Even when he failed the roll he allowed him a second chance.

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@Pelor1 I can explain that. God war. Tiamat interfering even a fraction of as much as he has been. Truce between him and Tiamat. Pick one.

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@Pelor1 Pfft. If you really want to guess who dies, I'd say @CaitlinCormac. Have you seen her take a hit? She doesn't.

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@XDemonBaronX He only needs one week until retirement and his fate is sealed.

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@Pelor1 Clearly he's going to kill the redshirts known as @GeoffatWyrmwick and @Garyatwyrmwick instead of anyone actually important.

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@Pelor1 You're the "vaguely referenced but never seen" god, like Bane.

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@Pelor1 Just for that, you've ruined @DenoraSilune's day. Enjoy watching her suffer.

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@Bahamut9 Better tell them exactly where my phylactery is and what it looks like. They'll otherwise forget to truly kill me.

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@Pelor1 Nope, too busy messing around with these MAGIC CRYSTALS. #glare

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@Pelor1 Indeed I was. Bahamut is just @LordKaT's medium to telling the party exactly what to do next.

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@Bahamut9 Perhaps I find it incredibly ironic that you consider yourself important. I have more relevance to the story than you.

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@Pelor1 Of course I can blame him. He's already been attuning the levels of the enemies to their current level.

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@XDemonBaronX It'll either be a pushover fight or one where @LordKaT bends the rules so they all live. Like every other big fight he's made.