holly cook!

hot chocolate and a panini to go

[Tony @AntMelia94]

This being day one

[Marisa Baldassaro @Nerdspringbreak]

I bet teens no longer kiss and make out on the front porch in the dark anymore because of Ring cameras

[Joolia Ghoulia @Jooliasez]

Forget hot girl summer. It's Jack Nicholson summer or nothing.

[Stuart @st_ua_rt]

I’ve been doing a rewatch of the seminal 2001 British reality show Popstars and it really was the most unhinged reality show ever seen on British television.

🧵

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

I can tell when your photo dump is coming from a dishonest place .

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Does anyone else massively overthink wearing sunglasses? Like, it’s the most normal thing in the world to do, and yet I feel so self-conscious about it. As if people are thinking ‘Look at him, trying to be cool, wearing sunglasses. As if he’s a pop star or something’

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

one of the underrated joys of summer is escaping a stiflingly hot afternoon by way of the movie theater then emerging a few hours later into a still-warm, but softer-seeming evening

[charlie @chunkbardey]

it is horrible when your birthday is over like now i’m just a civilian

[kelpy 🐌 @kelp_b]

when i was like 5 my best friend’s and my favorite game to play was “mary kate and ashley” which was basically just hanging out like normal but calling each other mary kate and ashley

[Peer Richelsen @peer_rich]

ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalised bowling ball

[Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport]

Imagine the effort it took this dolphin to propose, then the woman he loves does this in front of him? Just awful.

[༻𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐡༺ @mishricci]

thinking about these texts with my mom

[ryan @catluvr89]

now where the hell she going

[brennan @BrennanCaldwell]

making a spreadsheet called “friends that i have” to keep track of the friends that i have

[holly cook! @_hollycook]

2 #billbailey #tickets for sale!

[Listen to Online Boy on Spotify or else (threat) @realonlineboy]

Watched Oppenheimer with my parents. They covered their ears for 5 minutes before the bomb went off, as if it might explode suddenly at any moment, and as if it would be as loud as a real bomb

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

this deadass the most unserious goofiest strangest and concerning injury i ever seen in my life

[emily pengvvins 🐧💗🦋 @pengvvins]

does anybody know how much money we’re supposed to have

[Blair @Blxir]

Got a £3.30 too good to go bag from Aldi. I could not have expected this 😂🤣