Madei

call me mads & i'll be happy / snap : madei_9

[Casey Leonard @casey_leonard]

LADIES!!!

[Kendra ✨ @Kendra_waaa]

Mads: Gramps got me a vaporizer for my room
Me: do u mean a humidifier?!?!
@_idkmads_ #DontGiveMadsOxy

[waldo @youneedwaldo]

My “ vicious” pit bull waits for me to put chapstick on him after I put some on myself because he feels left out and gets sad.

[tired @Calmillr]

Remember when “A series of unfortunate events” was a book series and not your life

[JØMR @mendez_josem]

This the type of shit I want to see in my timeline

[ɴᴀᴏᴍᴢ @Tranaomi]

He said no I’m baby

[Johanna @JoHerrstedt]

I’ve been telling you, trophy hunters are actual psychopaths and you can’t tell me differently

[D’Aungillique Jackson @afrvdite]

This takes 2 seconds to retweet but could give someone a lifetime of protection

[desi @DesiSabares]

yo cucumbers actually SLAP

[Brittany Dawn @itsbrittanydawn]

things i have learned:

self love is necessary
kindness matters
iced coffee over hot
crying isn’t weakness
always say i love you
second chances exist
compliment strangers
ice cream helps
stop doubting yourself
everyone deserves love
sunshine feels good
car rides clear the mind

[elise @artzygall]

fuck the racing industry

[goblin ells @elliepeek]

girls who will ruin your life:

- girls who wear carhartt beanies
- ice cream biters
- know their whole astrological chart
- shitty drivers
- reformed horse girls
- “i love scary movies”
- girls w an iron deficiency
- take selfies when they cry