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[.kween @_imkween]

I read somewhere,
"We romanticised the wrong
organ. The stomach is more emotional than the heart."
Honestly, it makes sense. We get butterflies in our stomach, lose our appetite when hurting, and feel sick when anxious. Maybe our stomach feels our emotions before our heart does.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

a man who cooks, cleans, washes dishes, and does laundry is just a functional adult, not special. the bar is so low that men get praised for doing chores in the house they also live in.

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

My husband told everyone at his office that our divorce was already settled.
His assistant hugged him and said, “You deserve to be happy.”
I didn't correct them.
That night, he came home smiling.
Until he found divorce papers on the table.
Not mine.
His.
And a second envelope containing proof that I'd discovered exactly why he wanted the divorce.....

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

These females will cheat on you then cry about trust issues like they didn’t just create the biggest one.

[ONEFACE @KBLINKZ_20]

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you?

[𝓝 @NorthAuthority]

Woke up today with another chance to get it right and that alone is enough.

[𝓴𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓼😶‍🌫️ @stlamine_]

My grandfather gave me his old watch when I graduated. I didn't really understand why he cared so much about it. He told me to keep it safe because it belonged to his father. Years later, the watch stopped working. I took...

[Idk @Luvidk21_]

how it feels being socially and romantically stunted

[pete🕷️ @fgspete]

I love when she gets so turned on she starts directing the sex like “harder, right there, don’t stop”

[𝘽𝗲𝗻𝗻𝘆 @Iam_benny_1]

Smelling like just straight weed in public is crazy as hell to me dawg

[V @Canttholagala]

This video is a reminder that festive season is in 5min.

[Bob denva @daniel_nac200]

What i really want for Valentine's Day no gift comes close.

[Positive Mind 🌿 @positiveminnd]

Why does the fridge suddenly become the most interesting place in the house? 😂

[hunxho @1reahunxho]

ima lover baby ion wanna have to act like idgaf about

[Softboy @softboywin]

I think a lot of women don’t know how much flowers cost. 😂

[oblak @oblak_000j]

Somewhere between "what happened?" and "never mind."

[trex @_trexszn]

Idgaf if I’m single for the rest of my life, I’m not playing dumb for nobody.

[Nuelxx @nuel_szy]

manipulative people don't say sorry they reframe the story until your reaction looks worse than their behavior. suddenly you're explaining yourself while they walk away clean.

[𝗜𝗖𝗘 @be_like_ice]

leaving a woman who’s never satisfied is valid.

[𖤐 @ahmstephen_]

Business owners be like, "i didn't want to work 9 to 5,so now i work 140 hours a week, whenever i want.

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

when i have a crush on someone, i want to give them something, both friendship and love.