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[fyne @fynewinee]

he wanted to act single for the night, so i gave him something to think about

[Bella @Alot091]

I didn’t know you could give negative effort. Our conversation from Monday to Friday. The bar is in the sewer.

[Stanzorl @stanzorl_7]

I gave wrong people the right pieces of me

[♡ ķα𝓨𝓵α ♡🌸🥀❤️‍🔥 @kaylag3x]

Random number sent me pictures?

[𝓚𝓮𝓵𝓿𝓦𝓸𝓻𝓵𝓭 @AtindigaKene]

Guys I don’t mean to brag, but after my 43 years on this planet I met a man who responds like this to ever photo I send.

Ok… I mean to brag...1/2

[Spindu☁️ @hard_thymes]

You can't hobby your way out of needing human connection btw

[elite🧌 @fgselite]

True fucking manifestors always pull in exactly what they desire.

[brown @Brownqbe]

Imagine how this man brain is working here.

[Speaker🐦‍🔥 @SpeakerNG1]

I wonder how much money I could save if I wasn't a fucking idiot

[Katie💞 @Uniquekatie02]

All that just because they were jealous of her looks

[𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐢𝐧 @Be_like_calvin2]

Is it over for us?

[priya @realmfpriya]

All That's Left of a 12 Year Marriage

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

My Japanese coworker died. I barely knew him. Went to the funeral to be polite.

His BROTHER approached me after.

Brother: Kenji left you something.

Me: What? Why?

Brother: hands me keys, His house.

Me: I'M SORRY, WHAT?!

Brother: He had no children. Will says "to the foreigner at my company who always microwaved strange food."

Me: I microwaved LEFTOVERS!

Brother: Apparently that impressed him.

The house was in Saitama. 3 bedrooms. Fully paid off.

Worth ¥25 million (~$170k USD).

Me: This is insane! I can't accept this!

Lawyer: You legally have to. It's in the will.

Me: WHAT IF I REFUSE?

Lawyer: Then it goes to the government.

Me: ...I'll take the house.

Week 1: The house was FULL of stuff. Old furniture, books, boxes.

I started going through it.

Found a box labeled "FOR THE FOREIGNER."

Inside: 40 Tupperware containers and a note.

"You clearly don't have proper food storage. You're welcome. -Kenji"

Me: crying, He left me TUPPERWARE?!

Month 2: Found another box: "ALSO FOR THE FOREIGNER."

Inside: A rice cooker, proper knives, and a 10-page handwritten guide on "How to Not Embarrass Yourself in Japan."

Me: He was HELPING me from beyond the grave!

Month 4: I found a THIRD box: "FINAL GIFT."

Inside: ¥3 million in cash and a note.

"Taxes on the house will be expensive. This should cover 5 years. Don't be stupid with it. -Kenji"

Me: absolutely losing it

Month 6: I moved into the house full time.

The neighbors welcomed me.

Neighbor: Kenji-san talked about you.

Me: He did?!

Neighbor: He said "The foreigner is helpless but trying."

Me: THAT'S what he said?!

Neighbor: He liked you. That's why he left you the house.

Me: We NEVER had a conversation!

Neighbor: Kenji didn't need conversations. He observed.

Present day:

I still live in Kenji's house.

I use his Tupperware every day.

I followed his 10-page guide.

Last week I found ANOTHER box: "IF YOU'RE STILL HERE."

Inside: A bottle of whiskey and a note.

"Good. You stayed. The house suits you. Take care of it. -Kenji"

I poured a glass for him.

Best coworker I never really knew.

[🐦a¢ttiv➇. @emixxtweet]

Your loyalty should never require self-betrayal. 🥀

[brown @Brownqbe]

That after a long day smoke be everythingggg..

[RICHARD @Your_richhomie]

Never allow your emotions to make decisions your intelligence will have to repair.

[VICO @Vicophobia01]

Have you ever felt like your childhood trauma causes you to feel like you’re not good enough. Or that you’ll never be good enough?

[TR3y @tr3ygoat]

Moving somewhere cheaper doesn't automatically mean you'll save money.
You find a city where rent is $500 cheaper every month.
That sounds like a great decision.
But then you discover:
You need a car because public transportation is limited.
Your commute becomes longer.
Gas expenses increase.
You lose access to nearby family support.
Your job opportunities become more limited.
The cheaper apartment may save you $6,000 annually.
But your additional transportation and living expenses could consume much of that saving.
Cost of living isn't just about rent.
It's about the total cost of living somewhere.

[𝕯𝖎𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖉༒ @updiamond7]

HOW TO LOOK AFTER YOURSELF IN A BRUTAL WEEK 🧵1/8

[GA$💨 @allgasn0luv]

That little hurt made me lock in, thanks b!tch.