A guy at my cousin's wedding said "My wife doesn't work, she just stays home. But we split everything 50/50."
He said it so proudly. Like he was the most modern husband in the room.
I said "Nice. So how do you split 50/50?"
He said "I pay the rent. She does the kids."
I said "What do you mean, she does the kids?"
He said "You know. School fees, clothes, doctor, food, diapers. All that kid stuff. She handles it."
I asked "And how much free time does she get after that?...
Dating in New Orleans ๐ is fries in the mutha fukin bag ๐ I swear. I was gone say who he for but ๐ thatโs nun of my business put yall DOGS on a leash fr. Too many stuff going around out here for this type of behavior
Kiss her thighs
Kiss her inner thighs left and right
Tease the clit with your tongue
Suck the clit
Circle the clit with your tongue
Eat her out until her leg shakes
Make her cum
Then penetrate and enjoy your 5 mins with no pressure
is this mold on my controller?
i let someone borrow a spare controller months ago and before then i cleaned it and put a lil silicone protective case on it, anyways he told me they only used it a few times and itโs just been sitting under his bed but when i got it backwas filthy
He brought flowers to your office.
Your coworkers said, โWhereโd you find him?โ You smiled. You still hadnโt figured out what to say about last night.๏ฟผ
My son messaged me last night, telling me he has something important to tell me, and it needs to be in person.
This did not bode well for my sleep. Cause of course, I spent part of the night spiraling. I thought I had gone through every scenario, but it hit me just now. What if heโs going to tell me Iโm going to be a grandma?!
Heโs 24, after all, so itโs definitely feasible!
Heโs coming over in 2 hours. Iโll keep everyone updated ...
@sammyGNF0322 honestly iโd submit an anonymous tip online to the fbi or call a domestic violence/crisis hotline in your city, don't just sit on that ๐ณ