𝕯𝖎𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖉༒

just for fun.

[𝕯𝖎𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖉༒ @updiamond7]

Please tell me I dodged a bullet

For context, I was going on date #3 with this woman... Had already paid for everything on our first two dates (inlcuding an expensive dinner) and we both had a great time.

Several phone calls over an hour long with great chemistry and even had made out. Am I in the wrong here? We were going to a pumpkin festival which I just blew $115 on tickets for nothing.

She constantly had me change reservations last minute/day of even after she expected me to plan the dates (which I did) and I always was patient.

[𝐁𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧 @Bobbillion33]

my ex vs my current bf

[𝓡𝓱𝓶𝔃 @TMamfyen]

Raincheck, block, or burn down house? You lmk1/2

[𝓡𝓱𝓶𝔃 @TMamfyen]

It’s taken 10 years, but I found a flaw.

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼 ✦ @Kristosavage2]

Make the coffee. Take the walk. Take the nap. Smoke the bowl. Treat yourself. All day, every day.

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼 ✦ @Kristosavage2]

Stop telling me to quit the cannabis! I’ll literally die with a joint in my hand 🤷‍♀️

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼 ✦ @Kristosavage2]

you ever smoke sm weed your sleep paralysis demons come early

[𝕯𝖎𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖉༒ @updiamond7]

didn't want my neighbor getting the wrong idea or anything

[𝓜𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓵🪐 @BIG_MODEL04]

Accidentally texted my boss after taking a 150mg edible

[𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐘 @X_Bill_Gl]

you find yourself awake at night, replaying every moment and asking yourself, 'were they avoidant'

it feels like if you can just figure them out, if you can just find the right label for what they did, you'll finally have peace

but this search for a diagnosis has become an obsession1/3

[YP🪖 @LustyL0rd]

U really gotta leave a btches alone coz whole time you been waiting on nothing

[Iris West-Allen @model_type_bre]

You’re actually a terrible friend posting y’all’s convo on the internet. Especially when she was trying to be helpful. She’s not wrong and if you want a baby then you should be willing to look at it from every angle.

[nate. @fjxr_]

why can’t samsung just create its own operating system, android keeps holding it back

[𝓜𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓵🪐 @BIG_MODEL04]

Swoon

[💞 @Melda1384191]

Ate the headkicks.

[✦ 𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐥𝐞 ✦ @teeteesunflower]

Today, Cornell's Faculty Senate holds its second debate on a vote of no confidence over its handling of sexual-assault allegations. If a university recognizes Greek organizations while collecting tuition, it must answer for what happens inside them. That is why I wrote this petition: national baseline standards for every college that recognizes Greek life — because recognition comes with responsibility. Cornell made the problem visible. Cornell is not the limit of the solution.

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

I highly encourage people with ADHD to use spite as a motivator.

look at how much shit you get done when it’s fueled by a “I got something for yo ass”

[𝕯𝖎𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖉༒ @updiamond7]

didn't want my neighbor getting the wrong idea or anything

[𝑴𝒓 𝑴𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒚 @mhiztamonih7dx]

Not everybody who enjoys cannabis wants to make it their whole personality, and not everybody who talks about cannabis all day is an expert. Where do you draw the line between enjoying the culture and letting the culture define you?

[TXN @TXN864]

Wait!!!! You’re telling me that I can buy impressions?!