Maggie Mueller

they say everything that goes up, must come down– but I don’t wanna come down

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

i saw mommy kissing santa clause now they're going to bed n my stomach is sick n it's all in my head but she's touching his chest now

[Eric Cross @EricCrossMLB]

This is going to make stealing the Declaration of Independence much harder for him.

[Megan Johnson @megansarahj]

I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months

[chase @_chase_____]

a great tip if you’re packing for a trip is to ignore all the clothes you feel comfortable in and wear on a regular basis and instead bring a long velvet skirt you’ve never worn before that’s slightly too small and doesn’t go with any of your shirts or shoes

[Big Bev ♎️ @BevTheYapper]

Tell him I said thank you 🥹🫶🏽

[Oliver Dahl @OliverWDahl]

Slammed on the brakes and immediately pulled over to photograph this.

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Hearing your pet make heaving sounds in a carpeted room

[⸆⸉ 💌 @swiftieholicx]

We only listen to Taylor Swift in my car

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I think many of your problems stem from the fact that you’re not keeping it 100 on the land, the sea, the sky

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

not sure how but all the songs on showgirl are stuck in my head at the same time

[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

One thing about me? I’m going to keep it 100 on the land, the sea, the sky and pledge allegiance to your hands, your team, your vibes.

[Aly⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @aly_saby]

I went 1 hour without listening to The Fate of Ophelia and almost died

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

[listens to the fate of ophelia] wow this is my favorite song on the album [listens to elizabeth taylor] wow this is my favorite song on the album [listens to opalite] wow this is my favorite song on the album [listens to father figure] wow this is my favorite song on the album

[hannah 💘 | HARRY MSG N1 @haaaannnaaahhhh]

hi baby i’m your meemaw and i think you’re going to sound like album of the year

[samuel @samqpeirce]

sure why the hell not

[charlie @chunkbardey]

it’s important to call your friends on the phone so you can clean your house