Aunt Sarah

existence is a scam

[Aunt Sarah @_inkyfeathers]

Ending generational trauma by ending the bloodline

[Aunt Sarah @_inkyfeathers]

suuuuuper cool of my family to ignore my wishes and try and force my dad and I to talk today at my uncles funeral.

[Aunt Sarah @_inkyfeathers]

@Mythical I have a pitch for a tshirt: The Brady Bunch, but its just all the different characters Chase plays 😅

[Aunt Sarah @_inkyfeathers]

@WestJet Tracy on WS392 into Halifax this morning was an absolute gem ❤️ she was so sweet and attentive the whole flight, and it really made our travel day so much better!

[Aunt Sarah @_inkyfeathers]

not even a courtesy email to say they rejected my application, but they did have time to sign me up for marketing emails 🙃

[Aunt Sarah @_inkyfeathers]

drinking culture is so out of hand.

[Aunt Sarah @_inkyfeathers]

@hankgreen if they're mad about that, they're wrong lol

[Ash 👩🏾‍💻 @TechBaeAsh]

So I got a rejection email from this recruiter but instead of just declining me they gave me direct feedback about my resume section for section and how to improve it for other jobs moving forward. I mean PARAGRAPHS of free game.

[Aunt Sarah @_inkyfeathers]

grief is so fucking wierd and I hate it so much.

[Aunt Sarah @_inkyfeathers]

what if limestone & granite just weren't as hard back when they built the pyramids (kinda like petrified wood vs what it would have been originally)

[Aunt Sarah @_inkyfeathers]

Trying to advocate for yourself and set boundaries with a disability is fucking haaaaard bro. Literally nobody cares 🙃

[Aunt Sarah @_inkyfeathers]

When you finally get to the end of the angry phase, and The Big Sad decides you need to be on the verge of tears instead.

[Pain Depression & Anxiety @ILLUMINUSNUMBx]

Yeah right

[Aunt Sarah @_inkyfeathers]

This is not my dream.

[Aunt Sarah @_inkyfeathers]

I feel too old to be applying for university 🙃

[Aunt Sarah @_inkyfeathers]

I can almost guarantee that anyone who says kids today are "too soft" has an adult child that no longer speaks to them because they were a dick to them growing up.

[Aunt Sarah @_inkyfeathers]

Scorpio girlies be like:

"If I buy anything pumpkin related after July, it's an early birthday gift to myself"

[Aunt Sarah @_inkyfeathers]

Friend at the bar, to my husband: "beard looks good! You finally bought some bear oil eh?"
Me, for some fucking reason: "nah, I just sit on it a lot"
🙃

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

I am very attentive so I notice even the slightest shift in behavior & its also a pet peeve when people try to make u seem crazy for noticing.

[Words @wordstionary]

Reminder

[Aunt Sarah @_inkyfeathers]

Everyone back east is talking about soul cycle, meanwhile I'm biking to work everyday during wildfire season. That's the same right?