Jack

✈️ Worcester

[turbomander @turbomander]

no shade but personally after riding through the entire desert i would’ve given the horse a name

[Jack @_irish_exit]

Wet

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Warming up in a local Minnesota park for the rally with @peggyflanagan.

[Thomas White @len0killer]

(Trying to impress my mouse date) And let’s do a big piece of cheese for the table as well

[Michael Guy Bowman @mguybowman]

banned from Wikipedia for adding “and the rest, as they say, is history” to the end of every article

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

Why is he only capable of writing in the same tone as a mid-level manager explaining why everyone has to work through the holiday

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

School was good? Hmm good. Well. Son, there's no easy way to say this. But Kirby just sucked up your mother and then Kirby himself transformed into a ghoulish facsimile of your mother

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

the elder zoomer speaks of the wii with reverence

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

no one:

Kayshon Boutte seeing a Drake Maye missile sailing down the field:

[Sir Roberto Pizza - Sopranos #bestepisodes @LOLandlord]

youre only seeing the times it has thousands of likes

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

President George W. Bush, Greatest First Pitch Ever

[Jack @_irish_exit]

@mulcahie Wish I could retweet twice. Relatable af

[Jack @_irish_exit]

@p3roxid @30GotNext Were you born in 2023? 2022 Celtics defense insane

[audrey farnsworth @audipenny]

Whenever a movie has a mayor as a character I’m like oh here we go. Here’s the mayor

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

[the other guy cheating on his wife at the Coldplay concert] phew

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

How it feels watching youtube on your tv

[Jack @_irish_exit]

In my head cuz everyone in the wedding keeps telling me I look like jd Vance

[Paul @Paul_Shrupert]

It’s happening

[Jack @_irish_exit]

@Gus_Zalinsky @ClayKipPeter @LockCity_USA @jemelehill Keep telling yourself that

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

This finger roll from Eddie Jones is CRIMINALLY underrated —

Just inside the three-point line. 🤯

(via @ESPNNBA)