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• ♉️ • she/her • yapping •

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

when is neglected daughter day

[🦎 @_irizard]

the hardest part of breaking generational curses is seeing another negative wave starting to make its rounds then having to grip the sails extra tight so you can make sure you stay your course

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

was ferris bueller a common name at the time or was that the reason he was Like That ™

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

and if you see me celebrating the fourth of july it’s because I want a hot dog not because I support the government

[🦎 @_irizard]

lil kids just be lying to lie 😂
sitting in my car parked in a neighborhood i’ve never sat in & this lil boy walking past tells his friend, “i was riding my scooter & i smashed into that car before - the gold one that girl is sitting in.”

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[m @msnetik]

anxiety legend

[kate ✨ @pulpy_fiction]

whenever i go over to my boyfriends house he feeds me three delicious home cooked meals a day with like homemade relish and salads and i don’t have to lift a finger and then when he comes over im like hi i have no groceries and failed to think about this until this precise moment

[KENYON DIXON @kennygotsoul]

“Optimistic” by Sounds of Blackness is somehow the Juneteenth theme song. It just is

[🦎 @_irizard]

a man that handles business & let’s you turn your brain off AGHHHHHHH

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when your social battery is drained & you see the biggest yapper approaching you

[🦎 @_irizard]

@_clairvoyance

[miia @miiagarro]

i be checking my friends location randomly like yea you better be home

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[🦎 @_irizard]

reversing into parking spots makes me feel like i have the world’s biggest shmeat

[🦎 @_irizard]

bf has started calling me “big mama”…
drop some GGs in the chat bc he’s so cooked 😏

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

How life feels when the day was so busy that you didn’t have time to overthink.

[. @Fimiye]

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

BBC: “What was your screen time?”

Student: “Nine hours.”

BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?”

Student: “Stare at a wall.”