isha🫂

aspiring reader of Chris Evans fanfiction 💺🚏🧺🦖

[isha🫂 @_ishasinha]

when i die i'll actually just dissolve into curry and then drift away in the wind

[francis wolf @francis__wolf]

white people don’t say “hobby” anymore. they say “i’m low key autistic and this is my current special interest and hyperfixation”

[solé @layxsnv]

bro it literally feels like this episode of victorious outside 😭

[lindy @Lindyyay]

Told my brother some tea a few days ago and he barely responded. Today he phoned me with very specific questions and follow ups. I love how obvious it is that he told his wife and couldn’t answer anything she wanted to know 😭

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about

[Softboy @softboywin]

When someone’s email address isn’t @ gmail it’s like wow you are one interesting chica

[popsee @qopsee99]

Men obsessed with #looksmaxxing but their girlfriends are never #climaxxing

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i'd say i am pretty chill as long as i don't get irritated in any form whatsoever

[x__x @bpdsins]

my clit has 8000 nerves and men r getting on every single one of my nerves except those

[teoni @teoniw]

Put that titty in his mouth so he could taste a #GoatsMilk

[manuel @manwelllb_]

feeling like this lately idk

[m @skitzocat]

the dead horse is beating me

[Mr. Mallard @distraughtduck]

they should invent a me that gets over things

[g @34rths]

I had a dream about you so I slept a little longer

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Every time i see a video of a man on a period cramp simulator I wonder if i have ever actually had period cramps

[black pepper cracker @__angoose]

Pioneering the “Irish Hello” where I turn up unannounced to a friend’s location

[evil elly @laffodiI]

I hope my email finds your email and they fall in love

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

men aren’t getting beat with pans any more & that’s why they're acting like that

[latke @latkedelrey]

“you don’t owe anyone anything” is for, like, trauma survivors learning to care about themselves for the first time or whatever. it’s not for you when you’re an Awful Friend

[love drops @lovedropx]

How I'm dealing with everything tbh