Blanche 😼

she/they/he 23yo queer 😼
dnp tøp and skz enjoyer (🐰🐿 biased but ot8 lover)

[Blanche 😼 @_itsblanche]

CLAIM YOUR T SHIRTS

[Blanche 😼 @_itsblanche]

@CHECKEREDLESTER yeah basically

[Blanche 😼 @_itsblanche]

hi i am still alive (just busy being a children therapist as one does) look what just came in the mail 😼😼 hope you're all doing great i have been LOVING the dapg tomodachi life series it is very dear to me

[Blanche 😼 @_itsblanche]

@CHECKEREDLESTER but like i have a master's degree i AM underpaid but its ok

[Blanche 😼 @_itsblanche]

@CHECKEREDLESTER do be aware the pay is Not it tho (1.9k euros / months but tbf i work in a public hospital i knew it wouldn't be great, and its more than enough for me to live comfortably 30mins by subway from central paris)

[Blanche 😼 @_itsblanche]

@CHECKEREDLESTER damn our paid time off doesn't include holydays here 😭 by that i mean like singular days like for example end of ww1 end of ww2 international worker's rights day (may 1st) and such, christmas we have to use paid time off tho bc its not a holiday in that sense

[Blanche 😼 @_itsblanche]

@CHECKEREDLESTER i have 9 weeks of paid time off a year i LOVE being french (the minimum is 5 weeks but i have extra days)

[Blanche 😼 @_itsblanche]

@CHECKEREDLESTER it's crazy how having a job got me wayyyyy less online (and its better for me ngl)

[Blanche 😼 @_itsblanche]

also happy birthday to dan omg !!!!

[Blanche 😼 @_itsblanche]

@spooky_alien16 ive been checking my mail box EVERY DAY for weeks lmao

[tan @dnphriends]

#20YearsOfAmazingPhil

[Blanche 😼 @_itsblanche]

sure patreon i Will gift my friends and family a subscription to the phatreon i am sure these images will sell them on the idea and don't look suspicious at all

[Blanche 😼 @_itsblanche]

dan saying it's been 3 years since the comeback of dan vs phil in the new video... i thought he was joking then i did the maths and was like WAIT 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️WDYM IT'S TECHNICALLY BEEN 3 YEARS

[youngest milf in town @Denistamine]

hi @AmazingPhil & @danielhowell, since you talked a lot about dating simulators such as my horse prince and pigeon simulators, i'm happy to remind you that there exists a pigeon boyfriend dating simulator called Hatoful Boyfriend, mayhaps play it on @DanAndPhilGAMES ?

[Blanche 😼 @_itsblanche]

okay dan i will have a blessed night i guess

[Blanche 😼 @_itsblanche]

@scoutisnothere help 💀💀

[Blanche 😼 @_itsblanche]

every other day people like this response to a dan tweet from 5 years ago and i don't get it like Why this one specifically ??? i am scared

[Blanche 😼 @_itsblanche]

@danielhowell look at my gay rocks dan

[Blanche 😼 @_itsblanche]

@scoutisnothere i have sadly lost them since then 💔

[Blanche 😼 @_itsblanche]

@scoutisnothere love using dnp tweet replies like i am dming oomf

[Blanche 😼 @_itsblanche]

@scoutisnothere jdjdkddk that might be why then 😭😭😭

[dami :3 | SUAVE SOTY @spicybraiinz]

HE BROKE THE FOURTH WALL SOMEONE STOP HIM HE CANT DO THAT

[Blanche 😼 @_itsblanche]

@Manolo_Manolie comme ça tu me repérera dans la foule samedi 😭😭😭