Danny

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[Danny @_itsdanny_l]

Hapo vipi?

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The craziest thing about that flying car is that Donald Trump raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein.

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

William Ruto once said

"If there's no country for me, there's no country for you"

People thought he was joking, now Aberdares forest is being flattened to the ground

[Nicholas Gerdick @bigturtleneck]

Asmongold is in complete disbelief reacting to Elon and Tesla's New Roadster.

[Generali Osumo @generali_osumo]

Kasongo has panicked to levels that he's showing signs of developing a mental problem, na bado Sifuna ako gear one!

He's still wondering what type of Kenyans are this he always teagass in Linda Mwananchi rallies and nobody shakes to run!

[Jeffrey K 🍉 @JayFreaKay]

Hii sio Making melodies ?

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

😂polisi hawaamini

[‘ @Iamjustaclipper]

🚨 BOBBY LEE TRIED TO OPEN UP ABOUT A CHILDHOOD TRAUMA… AND ANDREW SANTINO COULDN’T GET THROUGH THE FIRST SENTENCE. 💀

This might be one of the most chaotic moments in Bad Friends history.

Bobby started sharing a serious account of being sexually abused when he was nine.

But Andrew was so caught off guard by the sudden change in conversation that he struggled to keep a straight face.

Bobby immediately warned him:

“I’m gonna say it again, and if you smile, I’m gonna leave.”

They tried restarting.

Again.

And again. 😭

Every time Andrew thought he was ready, Bobby added another unexpected detail.

First, it was “brutally.”

Then came “every day for a summer.”

Andrew completely lost his composure.

“You can’t throw shit in there!”

Bobby eventually agreed to stop introducing new details so Andrew could prepare himself.

The absurdity wasn’t the trauma itself. It was watching two comedians repeatedly fail to navigate an incredibly serious conversation.

Have you ever laughed at the worst possible moment simply because you didn’t know how to react?

[Kimaiyo. @Kimaiyo]

I am so happy that watu ushikwa eventually

[Pabló Escobar @ed_kemboi]

Ulimanage? 😂

[DJ @congressdj]

I hate to admit it, but this was my literal reaction. (NSFW: Language)

[Ademba Allans @allans_ademba]

The good news is nigga you came a long way
The bad news is nigga you went the wrong way.

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Ni mbaya

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Ruto tried to copy Sifuna’s ‘Mnaniona vizuri’ but went wrong.

[Doom Coming @Getthebagcoach]

Hey man you never know what’s happening in other cities but Tiktok is here to save us and let us know

[BL∆CK PE⚫PLE.✊🏿 @rafaelkartel3]

WEE @WilliamsRuto SKIA, LAZIMA TUKUNYONGE.

[Eric @amerix]

Pastor Ng'ang'a

[Sir Limo @araplimo39]

Remember him? You ran through him with your Jeep Grand Cherokee when you were drunk on November 16, 2008.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

LISANDRO MARTINEZ APPRECIATION TWEET

YOU ARE A LEGEND

[Wanjira Wanjiru🇰🇪🇵🇸 @wanjirunjira]

Niko meeting flani ya disaster management. Kuna matha amesema Red cross is already training people on how to handle dead bodies during elections in 2027. Guys!! How best do we counter this planned violence against us??! Ruto must go for sure!