Calvin

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

Chadwick was really out here shooting all of these huge action movies while fighting stage 4 colon cancer. Man. Strong isn’t even the word.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Please.

[Calvin @_itsjustcalvin]

Holy shit it’s June. I get married next month.

[Calvin @_itsjustcalvin]

There's a special place in hell for people that drive at 40mph in a 60 and then carry on at 40 when they get to a 30

[Calvin @_itsjustcalvin]

Why would you pay £70 to look like you work in Sainsbury's

[Calvin @_itsjustcalvin]

Just seen a toddler in Tesco with a jumper on that said "Santa isn't real but it's okay 'cause I can't read"

[Calvin @_itsjustcalvin]

@Bakerr14 I didn’t pay any upfront cost, and I went with Sky this time, been with o2 for over 10 years and they wanted such a big up front cost and like £70 a month. Give sky a go mate

[Calvin @_itsjustcalvin]

@Bakerr14 No upfront cost, 10gb data for £50 a month, which isn’t bad considering I’m paying £57 now for the 7 😂

[Jake Humphrey @mrjakehumphrey]

Wonderful sight... 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[Calvin @_itsjustcalvin]

Hey @Tesco, just thought I'd let you know I think your quality control guy needs some retraining

[Calvin @_itsjustcalvin]

The original karate kid is one of the greatest films of all time don't even bother arguing

[Calvin @_itsjustcalvin]

So annoying than when a customer asks for something and you don't have it & they stare at you as if you're gunna magically make it appear

[Calvin @_itsjustcalvin]

Am I the only one who covers the camera on their laptop just in case someone's watching? i’m the most paranoid person ever

[Calvin @_itsjustcalvin]

Does anyone ever really win anything on O2 Priority? 🤔

[Calvin @_itsjustcalvin]

You need to fire who ever cuts the pizzas man @Dominos_UK

[Calvin @_itsjustcalvin]

Amy has never seen Mrs. Doubtfire. Our entire relationship is a lie.

[Calvin @_itsjustcalvin]

Sausage party was the most fucked up film I've ever seen like wtf did I just watch 😂😂

[UFC Europe @UFCEurope]

#ConorMcGregor gets the judges decision at #UF202!! https://t.co/SqJh855oCG

[Calvin @_itsjustcalvin]

Had some cunt on a pushbike go into the back of me driving home. He pretty much ended up on my roof