JOSH

#MUFC🔴❤️

[Blaise. @TheUnitedbuzzz]

Kobbie Mainoo is Manchester United’s best midfielder. That’s it, incase you were expecting me to say something else. #Manutd #mufc

[иωατα αиαγο єzє @chisocriz]

Funny how most prostitutes are women, but at home it's magically a man's duty to initiate sex.
When it's unpaid, it's for men. And when it's profitable, it becomes 'women's liberation'

[OPay @OPay_NG]

We’ve heard a lot.
We’ve weathered the storms.
And we’re still here. 💚

From 2018 to now, we’ve only grown stronger.
But before we show you what’s next, let’s take a look at just how far we’ve come.
Stay with us!

#OPayAt8 #OPayIsOkay

[Sabah FK @FKSabahofficial]

You know for a moment I was looking for Chelsea 🤔

[JOSH @_itz_josh]

Soft launching him as winner

[Ballon d'Or @ballondor]

Kylian Mbappé reacts to the "Dictator" memes 😭

Find everything about him: https://t.co/6vZvjTg559

#ballondor #mbappe #realmadrid

[Callum @_callumstone]

90% of these were because Andre Onana threw the ball in his own net due to the fact that he is indeed an imbecile.

[€hidera💸 @Chidera_Jamess]

Wtf.😭😭😂😂😂😂

[SOAP! @waxxa_restored]

A Nigerian culture that needs to die like yesterday is the one where Nigerians think they can just get away with anything just by apologizing. It doesn’t matter the magnitude of what they’ve done as long as they apologize.

[Sub-Pharmacist🍏 @subpharmacist]

Huawei would have been the number phone in the world if not for politics.

[cyborg @Therealcyborg_1]

Ronaldo don kill me. He no sabi anything 😭😂

[MJTruthUltra @MJTruthUltra]

Oprah Brought together a bunch of crazy ass women to normalize what Lindsay Clancy did…

One young woman wasn’t buying it, and stood up amongst the crowd, and she brought the entire room to silence.

Girl
“I do believe she’s a murderer…”

Oprah:
“After all you’ve heard today?”

Remember what I said the other day? Normalizing what Lindsay Clancy did, the murdering of children, this is the 5th Wave of Feminism.

Women are supposed to be the safest place for children.

https://t.co/Unbuu9yQz2

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

While delusion might be a problem within the manutd fanbase, stark illiteracy is definitely a problem within Chelsea’s.

[JONERO♏♂️ @JONERO10]

Please 🙏🏿 Listen
Open your mind
& share you remarks in comment

[Lionel Lingard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Lionel_Lingard]

Rashford being integrated will not ruin the team.

Michael Carrick benching Cunha for Rashford will not ruin the team.

Michael Carrick benching Rashford for Cunha will not ruin the team.

Manchester United fans will ruin the team with their negativity and toxicity.

We are just 3 games into the season, look at the sheer abuse Michael Carrick has been receiving.

Look at the sheer abuse Marcus Rashford has been receiving.

Look at the sheer abuse Matheus Cunha has been receiving.

All from Manchester United fans.

Now, after they have destroyed the dressing room with their toxicity, they will still look for someone else to blame instead of looking in the mirror and taking accountability.

You all are part of the problem of this club.

I really wish fans could be sacked just like coaches and players get sacked.🤦‍♂️

[themancitylad @cityzenken_]

Sabah, ironically, is a football club in the far distant Azerbaijan that was only created 8 years ago and is playing in the Champions League for the first time today.

Yet somehow, in this short time frame, they’ve managed to win the same number of Champions League titles as Arsenal have in 140 years.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

📸 @PatrickDorgu13 = the #UCL Player of the Match 🌟

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

81 - Kobbie Mainoo completed the most passes in Manchester United's 4-0 win over Sabah (81).

It was the most by an Englishman for the Red Devils in a UEFA Champions League match since Michael Carrick in February 2014 vs Olympiakos (89).

Mentor.

[G @Gideoomatic]

The big 4

[Nobody @dharnyyoung]

Joshua Zirkzee. Ridiculous levels of technique. Absolutely diabolical end product. 💀

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

1 - Since his @ManUtd debut in 2020, Bruno Fernandes has the most goals and most assists of any midfielder in major European competitions.

23 goals
21 assists

Complete.