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[Protect the Wild @ProtectTheWild_]

Boycott the Grand National and every other horse race. #YouBetTheyDie

[dominic dyer @domdyer70]

This horse broke his back on the last jump, jockey and animal abuser Paul Townend then forced and whipped the horse over the finish with a BROKEN BACK to finish 1st. The horse was killed

[Debbie @Dunibear]

Forced to carry on with a broken back…. Whipped over the line for the win… welcome to the chav fest that is the Grand fucking National. RIP Gold Dancer

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Kylie Minogue says she bets loads of you will be putting your Christmas trees up this weekend given it’s the first of December on Sunday.

“I know you cunts too well,” she laughed

[mariana @pastapilled]

me as soon as I get in heaven and meet the creator of tiramisu

[madi |☀️ @boyracerrollbar]

the day i age out of my railcard

[M. Night Shyamalan @MNightShyamalan]

This Brazilian fan really made me laugh.

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Was in pub in Ireland and the lovely doggie offered a dart collection service... you can hear my delight.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Fire the little cunt.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[owen @panopticowen]

when i scan my clubcard and the price doesn’t go down https://t.co/Bh91r3prwM

[Dobby Solano @DobbySolanoNUFC]

When the waiter asks if you want to see the desert menu:

[Callum Walker @cwalker_1995]

This country is shameful