Jackmeri

I am a dad, the dadliest dad I am told, who streams game content with my kids.

[Jackmeri @_jackmeri_]

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[Jackmeri @_jackmeri_]

@TheRock just watched a clip of you doing the most beautiful kip up I have ever seen and then beating the ever loving paste out of Shane o Mac.

Can the final boss still do a kip up 20+ years later?

[Jackmeri @_jackmeri_]

Came home from work after working for a week last night. My babies made me a pie.

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Apparently I fell asleep last night with change in my pocket. I figured this out when I was unhitching my britches in the men's room and a quarter was dislodged and went plop.

Furthermore the toilets at work have enough power to flush a quarter

[Jackmeri @_jackmeri_]

@virginiafoxx is still the stupidest person I have ever had represent me in 47 years. Can someone kick this old ass cunt out of office please.

[Jackmeri @_jackmeri_]

Yo @FrontierCorp I know I have given you crap over the past five years about only offering copper lines in my region. I finally got a flyer about fiber being offered by YOU at my address. If the installation goes well I will be singing your praises.

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So Lil Peep just dropped a new track...he has been dead for eight years... TF

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Oh no a huge charge to my Apple account which I haven't used since 2005 I sure hope a bunch of people don't call this scammers phone number and waste their time so they can keep scamming little old ladies that don't know better.

[Jackmeri @_jackmeri_]

Is it sleepy time... Yes so sleepy
Is it nappy time... No there is a surveillance camera in our office.

[Jackmeri @_jackmeri_]

Gotta delay the stream today. I will try and reschedule for today or Wednesday.

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@KainW28460 @okgo Monday morning if I don't sleep too late .

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OMG the band @OKGO finally released a new album in like 11+ years I am so stoked to listen to this later.

[Jackmeri @_jackmeri_]

Another weekend another cancelled event.

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Whoooo got a match on bumble. Took one gif and a single word to get unmatched. Booooo

[Jackmeri @_jackmeri_]

Yo @Tinder @bumble could you tell me how far someone is by road instead of in a straight line. Matching with someone who is 17 miles away is cool but it would be nice to know it is a 90 minute drive.

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Sex education makes children less likely to be victims of sexual assault, which is why conservatives are against it

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@ZipRecruiter why the heck do you still have jobs on your site that were posted THREE YEARS AGO.

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@ThugnastyMMA just saw your flat earth proof using a helicopter that has enough fuel to hover for 24 hrs. Has anyone counted how many times you have been hit in the head. I think your team should look into that.

[Jackmeri @_jackmeri_]

Thank you for a very helpful response I will start exploring your offerings and pricing

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Hello - If you’re having trouble creating an account, we suggest completing the form below and choosing the option that says, “I received a Signup Cancellation email when creating an account”:

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This post from the Linode Community Questions site titled My signup was flagged as “fraudulent behavior” has more information. Keep in mind, you’ll only hear back from us if we decide to overturn our initial decision.

https://t.co/RXzTXutitn

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@linode @Akamai Well I guess I know where I am not hosting my new project.