🍔burger-kun

disgraced idol

[🍔burger-kun @_jackofnotrades]

Mr. Darcy is the ultimate tsundere

[🍔burger-kun @_jackofnotrades]

@imboringlikeyou @Imardarkseid @n1ghtkitten That's not true. He's made the point over and over again that sexual violence could have happened and he does so in this very interaction.

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

@xIsraelExposedx boomers after seeing thousands of videos of bloody wounded screaming children missing their limbs crying over the bodies of their dead parents surrounded by rubble that used to be their homes

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

I do think that centrist liberals doing looney tunes fumbling adventurist assassination attempts and leftists mostly arguing with each other via short form written messages is actually incredibly pre-Russian revolution coded.

[🍔burger-kun @_jackofnotrades]

@brynnposting I have a sneaking suspicion that I heard about this from your podcast, but Scavengers Reign. If that's the case, then Blue Eyed Samurai, or Undone.

[summer 🖕 @salesforcechild]

i am so stressed out from running my pet lizards instagram account i’m about to have a nervous breakdown

[COMBATE |🇵🇷 @upholdreality]

China: "We have met every target of the 14th Five-Year Plan. Our renewable output alone now exceeds electricity consumption for the entire EU"

USA: "We are killing little girls in Iran for Israel. $779M/day. Can't protect Dubai or Kuwait. Life expectancy: behind Cuba."

[kelli @LagunaBiotchIG]

He’s posting like a girl who has a crush

[Will 🇩🇪 @WillExists_]

Going out to film trains in the snow I’m like the Drake Maye of autism

[jeff sandwich @midatantics]

@ANNI3_SE4L one day they will see the best graphics are outside inshallah

[from the horse’s mouth @mouthyhorsey]

bringing back this all timer today

[🍔burger-kun @_jackofnotrades]

@keepoffgrasss You're dating Google rewards

[🍔burger-kun @_jackofnotrades]

@latkedelrey I barely use Twitter anymore. My only interaction with the app is through notifications, and my notifications are like 60% latke, someone who I don't know and don't follow. What is happening?

[Aww Gosh @itsbluesatch]

Always straight to slave. Couldn’t be a negro league pitcher after a game, a bebop trumpeter, a civil rights icon. Just slavery. Whew…

[L 💜⚔️ @strayspacehound]

if you get a white man to say "fair enough" in an argument you have defeated him on a deeper level than can be expressed with words

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i’ve been having a small personal crisis over how many of you would’ve ratted jews out if the gestapo jangled keys in front of your face

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

hitler if he had twitter:

[jude @judecomputer]

i had hoped my vyvanse & coffee would work together and help me send two or three emails but instead i'm reading a long and detailed history of fabergé eggs

[nadine (mood stabilized era) @fakenadine]

i am a gluttonous individual with no self-control who would happily eat an enrire rotisserie chicken but that is something to be done shamefully in the privacy of your own home