Jacob Owen

My communion wine comes with an octane rating.. Im actually just an elongated 7 year old that can legally drink

[Jacob Owen @_jacobowen_]

@yocatstho Told you. I knew you were a little gay

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

This version is so much more lit https://t.co/ildIoCc9oC

[Jacob Owen @_jacobowen_]

Thank you america. Thanks for making this election such shit. Whatever happens to us next, we asked for it.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

HE WAS JUST A LIL SLEEPY FROM BEING SUCH A GOOD DOGGI ALL THE TIME MISTAKES HAPPEN 13/10
https://t.co/G2ms0A5jWM

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

my hands look like this, so hers can look like this

[Jacob Owen @_jacobowen_]

@kristin_melton dude no

[Henrico Schools @HenricoSchools]

Just in: The School Board proposes re-naming the specialty center at Godwin High School as the "Todd Phillips Center for Medical Sciences."

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Mattie. She's extremely dangerous. Will bite your h*ckin finger right off. Still 11/10 would pet with caution

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP @WORLDSTAR]

never gets old https://t.co/M9LQNxpEA3

[Jacob Owen @_jacobowen_]

To be aware of limitations is to already be beyond them 🙇🏻

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Oakley. He just got yelled at for going 46 in a 45. Churlish af. 11/10 would still pet so well

[Jacob Owen @_jacobowen_]

Ashamed of the American people for putting ourselves in this mess. So much needs to change.

[Jacob Owen @_jacobowen_]

Anyone else going to H2oi this year?

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

"I told you she was a hoe and you never listen to me"

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

halloween 2016