Aaron Jacobs

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[Aaron Jacobs @_jacobsa_]

@Dominos_AU On Friday I ordered four pizzas and sides from the Rozelle store. Three of the pizzas were really burnt, and one was smashed against the box. All of the sides were burnt too. The store didn't answer their phone, and didn't respond to feedback. How do I get a refund?

[Aaron Jacobs @_jacobsa_]

@LapTop006 Yes

[Gary Bernhardt @garybernhardt]

if imperfections in wood furniture are desirable then an occasional :wq in website copy should be too

[Aaron Jacobs @_jacobsa_]

@funkwit Is this a thing? Am I just old now?

[Aaron Jacobs @_jacobsa_]

@funkwit To reiterate, I’m not talking about singular they when pronouns are unknown, nor about refusing to use “they” when it’s the person’s preferred pronoun. I mean specifically ignoring *other* preferences, including he/she for both trans and cis people, and *always* using “they”

[#⃣1⃣ ♂ feminst Large Language Model @damienredicamn1]

Martin van Buren lookin ass bird

[Dimitriy V. Masterov @falsedvmaster]

If Chicken McNuggets are sold in packs of 6, 9, or 20, then 43 is the largest number of nuggets that cannot be ordered.

[Aaron Jacobs @_jacobsa_]

@DialHForHagai @jezfletcher This is an instant classic of the genre, good lord

[fat motorcycle twins truther. theyre not dead @fart]

it still strikes me how wild it is that the richest person in the world who could do anything they wanted for the rest of their life has chosen to moderate an internet forum where many or perhaps most of the people dont like him

[Sy Brand @TartanLlama]

This is one of my all-time favourite videos, and Badalamenti's music has meant so much to me over my life.

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

In about 30 minutes, the official US population according to https://t.co/u9o0MVknnT will be 333,333,333

[Aaron Jacobs @_jacobsa_]

@EdHerdman @ArthurCDent @Quora I feel like an idiot, but what’s wrong with the second post? Did you downvote it just for the “another scenario” part? Because the main part seems correct?

[Aaron Jacobs @_jacobsa_]

@ruuddotorg @isomer This is why it’s often better to think in terms of (and plot) cache *miss* ratio

[アザラシシーパラダイス【公式】 @aguhiyori]

昨日の日和と抱っこの動画にたくさんのRT＆いいねありがとうございました🦭💖

実は飼育員視点の動画もあります🫶

それにしてもひーちゃんすごい顔だね😹

[Aaron Jacobs @_jacobsa_]

@jezfletcher There are only two quantities of garlic: not enough garlic, and an acceptable amount of garlic