tom bombadilf

hello this is jake on jake's phone

[tom bombadilf @_jakelene]

ahab, assigned harpooner at birth

[Elamin Abdelmahmoud @elamin88]

Something that Tanya Talaga said a couple of weeks ago that hasn’t left me: when you think of Murray, think of the weight of hearing thousands of accounts of untold horror, and the toll it would take on your body. Think of taking that on. https://t.co/30LQbg26Q2

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

feeding a xenomorph apple slices with an open palm like it’s a horse

[steven duong @boneless_koi]

guys i think i could be a pretty decent writer if i stopped playing those games where you micromanage the economy of a medieval fiefdom over the course of several centuries

[mark leidner @markleidner]

my worst nightmare is being an olympic judge after they let xenomorphs compete. draping a medal over a xenomorph’s hideous head while they hiss at me, inches from my face, only for a second head to come out their tooth-filled maw… and i have to drape another tiny medal over it

[Daniel M. Lavery @daniel_m_lavery]

Jane Austen reaching the last chapter of a book:

and another thing. I am FINISHED writing dialogue. SICK of it. okay some people got married and others didn't. nobody said anything every again, goodbye

[Para @ParacelsusII]

star wars is fundamentally about someone holding a lightsaber and having the worst time of their life

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

ok ms frizzle i’m glad you brought my child into the human colon but he literally does not know how to read

[soup 🤍 @alorazei]

i said it was my favourite show, i didn’t say it was good

[tom bombadilf @_jakelene]

@mylessauer if circle snap, google "circle snap replacement" and get yourself a pair of pliers

[tom bombadilf @_jakelene]

@mylessauer is this a buckle or is it a circle snap

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

In Mission Impossible 3, Ethan’s cover job is working for the Department of Transportation so that when he talks about how “traffic has a memory” people get bored and stop asking questions, but that wouldn’t work on me. I would ask him so many questions he would have to kill me.

[tom bombadilf @_jakelene]

in the year of our lorde twenty twenty four

[tom bombadilf @_jakelene]

in calgary airport chilis and someone has put on the glee version of like a virgin

[its legal for you to follow porksweats.bsky.social @porksweats1]

kate winslet's boob in titanic was a generation defining first boob

[tom bombadilf @_jakelene]

Who Is She???

[tom bombadilf @_jakelene]

this gets funnier the older the photo gets

[tom bombadilf @_jakelene]

lmao

[tom bombadilf @_jakelene]

my face doing 😯🤓😁 all at once

[tom bombadilf @_jakelene]

I'm going back through some old posts and this is genuinely still the funniest thing to have ever happened

[tom bombadilf @_jakelene]

did y'all know that when you create a brand new iTunes account that U2 album from 2014 that apple dropped into everyone's libraries for promo is the only thing in there