James Fearnley

moaning and documenting screw ups since 1996.

[James Fearnley @_jamesfearnley]

The best people are the ones you don't have to see in months, but when you're with them it's like you've never been apart.

[Acumen Architects @Acumen_Ltd]

We're thrilled to hear our refurbishment project in Edgerton has won the Civic Society residential award 🎉 read about it here!

[James Fearnley @_jamesfearnley]

Hats off to @CadburyUK for pulling off this smooth #dadjoke

[James Fearnley @_jamesfearnley]

@laurendearnley You're a star! Keep safe ❤

[James Fearnley @_jamesfearnley]

Wish university would put me on furlough student.

[James Fearnley @_jamesfearnley]

@cuntagiousx I start DJing Christmas parties from tonight and now I'm nervous about cougars again...

[Acumen Architects @Acumen_Ltd]

Yesterday we received planning consent for the #GeorgeHotel in #Huddersfield. This iconic grade II* landmark has been vacant for 6 years and we are looking forward to bringing it back into beneficial use!

[James Fearnley @_jamesfearnley]

Today I had to conjour all my strength to not punch a client. I've never had to use 'with all due respect' so much.

[James Fearnley @_jamesfearnley]

Nothing better than waking up with crispy hayfever eyes. I love summer.

[James Fearnley @_jamesfearnley]

@sofiakubinski At least he didn't ask for a knife and fork at the counter when eating in 😪

[James Fearnley @_jamesfearnley]

@abicupples Its scaring me tbh

[ExaminerLive @Examiner]

George Hotel owner reveals new multi-million redevelopment plans which include a spa https://t.co/T8evIdvdGc

[James Fearnley @_jamesfearnley]

So glad the postman cleared that up for me.

[James Fearnley @_jamesfearnley]

@felaniemerg The more I look, the dumber I feel.

[James Fearnley @_jamesfearnley]

Hearing that these two on #Gogglebox are brother and sister has been the plot twist of the day.

[James Fearnley @_jamesfearnley]

@abicupples Oh my God. I can't even translate.

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@Examiner

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After a week of lie-ins, there is no way I'm going to make it to work on time tomorrow morning.

[James Fearnley @_jamesfearnley]

@_Trowell @abicupples Always about the hair with you ain't it.

[James Fearnley @_jamesfearnley]

Just done my tax return. Looks like Christmas is cancelled this year... unless someone wants to give me a grand?

[James Fearnley @_jamesfearnley]

@cuntagiousx I'm literally preparing my playlists for my upcoming Christmas parties. That is explicitly never going on it.