rooby

ahh

[(:$❤️‍🔥 @canelaasweetie]

When they don't get your SpongeBob references 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

just saw the mailman at somebody else’s house

[zoe 💫 @edwardsbonnet]

thinking about that parent who messaged their child while they were meeting dnp and dan replied to them

[rooby @_jamontoast]

@DistortBot Crush my baby between your legs

[juni @wtfffjuni]

why do sexy people (me) have to suffer so much

[trash jones @jzux]

the two worst feelings in the world are not having a job and having a job

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

me: [giving gf flowers] they match ur eyes :)

gf: these are lilies. theyre white

me: thats like most of ur eye

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

g6 chemical has been found in the covid vaccine. side effects include gettin slizzard

[Allison O'Conor @allisonoconor]

Hmm I want this zit to go away maybe I should turn it into an open wound

[Diogenes of Santa Cruz - @hoplit.bsky.social @hoplitnet]

When your cat is secretly a 5th dimensional elder god.

[Shakira @jodecicry]

Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is broken

[LN @abernothing]

I hope all teenagers have a phase where electric feel by mgmt is the sexiest song they've ever heard. I really do. more than anything else in the whole world

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

Wasn’t planning on spending my hottest years living like the grandparents in Charlie and the Chcolate Factory but here we are

[Melanie Bracewell @meladoodle]

This aged very poorly

[miguel @itshemiii]

WHY AM I BEING PUBLICLY SHAMED THIS WAY