Hey Jess Hey 💁🏻‍♀️

[Tammy Duckworth @SenDuckworth]

For all those who didn't watch tonight, allow me to summarize:

The liar lied again.

[Hey Jess Hey 💁🏻‍♀️ @_jawwaj_]

Just read a comment that described Kid Rock as “meth Jim Varney” and I’ve never agreed with anything so much in my entire life.
Only love to Jim Varney—RIP Ernest. 🫶🏻🪦♥️

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

If you’re wondering what an arrogant, corrupt and lying piece of shit looks like.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

AOC: "How rich is it that she is saying showing up to the scene of a protest with a legally owned weapon should be grounds for a person's death, execution at the hands of the state, by the same party and administration that praises Kyle Rittenhouse."

[Hey Jess Hey 💁🏻‍♀️ @_jawwaj_]

How can world leaders take the US seriously when our “leader” refers to the previous President as “Sleepy Joe Biden” multiple times in his WEC speech?! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Christine Quinn @XtineQuinn]

Erika Kirk be everywhere but with her kids.

[Fortune El Padrino Salvatore @Fortunekaay]

I don't think people REALLY comprehend what P Diddy robbed us of 💔💔💔 #SeanCombsTheReckoning

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

Fun fact 😂😴🥱💤
#facts

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Welcome to the resistance, uh...

[squints]

...Marjorie Taylor Greene?

[Hey Jess Hey 💁🏻‍♀️ @_jawwaj_]

OPE.

[AF Post @AFpost]

Trump goes on a rant against the insanity of transitioning children in front of Canada's PM, Mark Carney.

Carney has a transsexual child.

Follow: @AFpost

[Hey Jess Hey 💁🏻‍♀️ @_jawwaj_]

GN had me lol’ing at this. Then he took me out with the neck gynecologist 💀💀💀

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

NOW THAT DONNY SHUT DOWN THE GOVT, WE MUST FIRE THESE GOVT EMPLOYEES: TRUMP’S FACE PAINTER, HAIR FLUFFER, SHOE LIFT INSERTER, DIAPER CHANGER, DIETICIAN, LOBOTOMIST, PERSONAL TRAINER, ENGLISH TEACHER, AND THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO TREATS HIS NECK. (SAD)

[Hey Jess Hey 💁🏻‍♀️ @_jawwaj_]

…my girl @SenDuckworth still looks good 💁🏻‍♀️🪇

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

The 44 Senate Democrats who voted for Schumer’s Shutdown should know that the Sombrero posting will continue until they re-open our government.

🎶 Hey, Macarena! 🎶

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

GOOD NEWS PATRIOTS! WITH WASHINGTON SHUT DOWN, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM NOW THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD. MY PLATFORM IS VERY SIMPLE: HEALTH CARE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!), FREE SCHOOL MEALS (WOW PUDDING FOR EVERYONE), FREE CHILDCARE (THE MOMS LOVE ME! MORE BABIES!!) GOOD-PAYING JOBS, AND NO MORE EVIL TARIFFS!!! EGGS WILL BE FREE. HAIR GEL SUBSIDIES WILL BE AVAILABLE (BUT ONLY FOR HANDSOME DEMOCRATS) AND WE WILL ALSO LEGALIZE CANNABIS! CRIME WILL STAY LOW AND EVERYONE WILL BE HIGH ON PATRIOTISM. AND NO MORE TICKETMASTER FEES (FOR THE SWIFTIES, FEES STAY FOR KID ROCK!) THEY WILL CHANT USA! USA! BECAUSE WE WILL BE BACK AND “HOTTER” THAN EVER BEFORE. THANK YOU! — GCN

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Jane Goodall has passed away at the age of 91.

[(((Jew))) @JoshMalina]

Oh man, this is going to be so much better than Medicaid!!!

[millie🎀 @bbprincessbrit]

I love saying “if I went on Big Brother I would…” fully knowing I’d never pass the pysch eval #bb27 #bblf

[Mike_Hawkhard @Mike_Hawkhard]

Lawyer: Did you call her fat?

Cardi: No, i was calling her a bitch

[The People's MMA 🦈 @ThePeoplesMMA]

@clownworld Why would people think it's AI? 🤣

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Three years ago, the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade.

19 states adopted abortion bans.

Now, thanks to Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill,” 15 million people will lose their health insurance, including access to reproductive services.

Women will die seeking basic health care.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Sixty years ago today, Medicare and Medicaid were signed into law - securing health care for millions and saving countless lives. As GOP politicians try to tear them down, it's up to us to protect and expand these programs for Americans who rely on them today and for future generations.