jeem

CHI⚔️DAL — surviving purely out of spite.

[Jack Profound @godisangryatme]

Sometimes I feel like a baby with a phone

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

just wanna be the happiest version of myself this year

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

To avoid disappointment, take people exactly as they are, instead of idealizing about what you wish they would be.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

imagine being loved the way you love

[“Everyone’s Attorney” @BigEsqBae_]

WHAT DOES JOLENE LOOK LIKE????

[cory @coolmathgame_]

if twitter goes down i will start gardening or something. just kidding, i am going to start physically assaulting people in public

[B-Side Billy @KHARMA__]

That mf dashing thru the snow fr

[C @fbgcon]

I been thinking about this all morning

[𝓲𝓽𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵 💅🏼 @missvirgoatt]

I used to beg my ex for the bare minimum. now, I’m with someone that will meet me at the gas station because he doesn’t want me to have to pump my own gas. the point is, if that man won’t do it, there’s another out there that will. never ever settle.

[👜 @SelectOutfit]

butterfly lingerie set

[faith @faiththegemini]

Him: wanna ride with me to run errands?

Me:

[dan the rock yang @realDANYANG]

boobs but instead of milk one is ketchup and one is mustard

[Lacquerware @lacquerleaks]

Dogshit - Very poor quality
Bullshit - Not true
Horseshit - Nonsense
Apeshit - Rambunctious
Batshit - Insane

This is an excellent feature of English that we should continue building upon.

[Jess Fuchs @JessRFuchs]

yeah sex is cool but have you ever cleaned your apartment because you think you're going to have sex with someone but you go home alone and have a clean apartment and moisturised legs

[SQØØF. 🇸🇻 @vsqoof]

dis a mf cocofelon

[persian peach @beanbagfart]

FINALLY OH MY GOD