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Kim Richards Apologist

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Call from dentist. DECLINE. Theyre just trying to get me on the line to trace my location. So they can kill me. They’re trying to fucking kill me

[j @_jbailz]

Happy pride New Jersey Michael

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Jersey Mike’s has overtaken Chick-fil-A as the top-rated fast food chain, according to the American Customer Satisfaction Index.

[j @_jbailz]

This was my last year being gay

[j @_jbailz]

I love America Ferrara

[j @_jbailz]

Y’all are funny as hell keep it up

[j @_jbailz]

I love Philadelphia where else can you get a sandwich with meat and cheese

[j @_jbailz]

Lunch is sometimes when you have the best sandwich of your life or the worst sandwich of your life but that’s what keeps Lunch so interesting

[j @_jbailz]

Asking me to not scroll on phone while driving is like asking a goose to not honk while it flies

[j @_jbailz]

Streets are saying iced cappuccino is the drink of the summer

[j @_jbailz]

Kinda want to get engaged for the attention

[j @_jbailz]

A Diet Pepsi at 9:43 like did I even try to have a good day

[j @_jbailz]

I think everyone is trying to Kill me

[Tonya Harding @itstonyaharding]

My name is Tonya Harding.

[j @_jbailz]

Yall I do not like quinoa

[j @_jbailz]

I believe mothers exist❤️

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

A Villanova alum Pope means if he sucks we can say that’s not a Philly school; if he’s good we can once again tap the Philadelphia is the center of the universe sign

[j @_jbailz]

Idk what the criterion collection is

[j @_jbailz]

It is very Kiss Me by one direction outside rn

[j @_jbailz]

Sexy twink nurse practitioner reviewing my labs told me my cholesterol is “elevated” and suggested “exercise”

[bigsock @biggersocks]

me when they showed Anne Hathaway