marty byrde

there’s a hole in your head

[marty byrde @_jenlar]

journal entries are literally so funny. like THATS the transaction record? lol ok

[marty byrde @_jenlar]

bro i’ve literally never held a baby, how do you do it

[trash jones @jzux]

“pronouns are so confusing” bro what the fuck is a consultant

[marty byrde @_jenlar]

gtl is the secret to life

[marty byrde @_jenlar]

if you work in sales your coworkers probably hate you FYI

[Sung Drip Woo @YaBoyRoshi]

Mark: “Dad, you love us!”
Omni Man :

[Bob The Fuckin Builder @TooToolJosh]

I think we should bully rich folk more often

[Doyle the Explorer @konnie49]

@taylorbb17 @bladeeobama Yeah fuck bodies, we should just exist as clouds of pure energy

[taylor @taylorbb17]

@bladeeobama how about we just stop making bodies a trend :)

[Bob The Fuckin Builder @TooToolJosh]

If I ride my bike long enough I’ll accidentally find myself at Casey’s

[family friendly era @BhadDhad]

bitches get pregnant and be like “being a mother is one of the best jobs I’ve ever had” ...girl f*ck YOU and your cum pet 🙄

[marty byrde @_jenlar]

god i wish i was a very large tree

[marty byrde @_jenlar]

@boyfrominternet the only reason

[marty byrde @_jenlar]

ok but i’m still not over folklore

[marty byrde @_jenlar]

@hurtt_cobain mmmmmmm

[marty byrde @_jenlar]

hyuck

[kallie @girlmode4]

yeah i have NFTs. Nice Fucking Tits

[marty byrde @_jenlar]

big titty running club