Andreas Zimmerer

Human, except when Google tells me I'm not

[Andreas Zimmerer @_jibbow]

@CsStudent1996 I'm afraid I can't help here. I've never used OMNeT++, so can't say much about it

[Andreas Zimmerer @_jibbow]

@thekitze What's going on with all the passive aggressive coffee tweets recently? 😄

[Ingwar Perowanowitsch @Perowinger94]

Gab es in 🇩🇪 eigentlich irgendeine Sondermeldung, Talkshow, Krisentreffen oder einfach irgendwelche Konsequenzen aufgrund der Nachricht, dass am Montag global mit 17,01 Grad der heißeste Tag der Geschichte war und am Dienstag dieser Rekord mit 17,18 Grad sofort gebrochen wurde?

[Andreas Zimmerer @_jibbow]

A friend recommended me @ncasenmare's game on the evolution of trust. It's awesome and cute and humble. I enjoyed every single "slide"
https://t.co/VLRvd3KZpG

[Andreas Zimmerer @_jibbow]

@andy_pavlo @ApacheCalcite @luciddb @iskyzh @ApacheHive @iskyzh getting a shout-out from Andy 🎉🎉

[Andreas Zimmerer @_jibbow]

@fasterthanlime Juuuust dropped in time when I needed it :D

[Andreas Zimmerer @_jibbow]

@braincode Did you register your custom benchmarker with criterion?

[Snowflake Engineering @SnowflakeEng]

Deep dive into how Snowflake automatically manages clustered tables ➜ https://t.co/q8Sk4vquxj

[Andreas Zimmerer @_jibbow]

Wuhuuu, my post is featured on the @CloudNativeFdn blog!! 🎉

[CNCF @CloudNativeFdn]

Mentorship Spotlight: @_jibbow shares his experience with the LFX mentorship program and his path to becoming a @tikvproject maintainer

Read more on the blog! 👇

https://t.co/koJ6hH5Vps

[matt godbolt is mostly on bsky these days @mattgodbolt]

Oh my word...laughing so hard...too..funny...
https://t.co/LIzrnUVtKs
(via @scarybeasts)

[Andreas Zimmerer @_jibbow]

During the last 3 months I implemented a pluggable coprocessor framework for @tikvproject via the LFX Mentorship Program from the @linuxfoundation.

Now you can execute arbitrary programs directly on storage nodes 👉 significant speedup in query execution

https://t.co/i8PZrqvxpA

[Caitie McCaffrey @caitie]

Forever Tweet: reading and reviewing Post Mortems is one of my favorite ways to learn about distributed systems.

[Andreas Zimmerer @_jibbow]

@algo_luca @rustlang Haven't used it before, but there is an unstable option in rustdoc for exactly this: https://t.co/KTfKjEH5Z6

[Andreas Zimmerer @_jibbow]

@_francied Sounds cool! If not done already, you might want to submit the job posting to TWiR ;)
https://t.co/8awmwYPcPr

[Andreas Zimmerer @_jibbow]

This event definitely takes a top spot in our list of "most awesome events 2020" 🏆
Also the feedback we got was so heartwarming ❤️
Just a big thank you to our community and our speakers/organizers @chief_x86 and Nicolai Davidsson! You rock!

[DSC Munich @DSC_Munich]

Thank you for an amazing weekend! 💛

We were blown away by the number of participants in our #CaptureTheFlag event. It was a blast to see how well each participant did on the #challenges and we were very impressed with your achievements!

#students #google #competition

[Wuppertal Institut @Wupperinst]

Neue Studie des @Wupperinst für @FridayForFuture zeigt Bausteine wie Deutschland bis 2035 #CO2-neutral werden kann. Mögliche Eckpunkte für #1,5-Grad-Ziel werden jetzt live in #Berlin vorgestellt👉https://t.co/aabrYIflJU #MakingParisPossible #Klimaneutralität #Klimawandel

[Andreas Zimmerer @_jibbow]

Come by! We managed to get four AWESOME speakers for this event 😁😁

[DSC Munich @DSC_Munich]

We have invited four researchers from Google (Natalie Salaets, Rodrigo Benenson, Ondrej Sykora, Subhrajit Roy) to tell us all about their story, work and career path - join us to find out about the mysteries of research in a technical field!

Join here: https://t.co/X8lNUIfRRi

[António Guterres @antonioguterres]

Africa has been declared free of polio today.

This historic milestone fills me with hope and optimism.

We can achieve so much when we work together as a global community.

[Andreas Zimmerer @_jibbow]

Blog post from a blogging newb (me, haha 👉👈): Self-registering classes for factories in C++ https://t.co/ngpC1gxGyJ
feedback -> always appreciated ☺

[Andreas Zimmerer @_jibbow]

Text is hard 🙇‍♂️

[Aria Desires @Gankra_]

just remembered the partial ligature problem so now everyone else needs to share in my suffering (explained here: https://t.co/cfsilbhR7a)