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i write poems.
i am funny sometimes.

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thirties mein pohochte pohocte, sleep cycle tatties ho gaya hai

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@donatekart Bringing this to your attention!

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Metro was fun though.

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Adulthood is simultaneously checking 4-5 grocery apps to save Rs. 10, and then going out for dinner with friends to eat a 500 rupees pizza.

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the 'tak tak tak' of heels + walking in them without tripping, is an underappreciated power move.

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my entire adult life has been a series of 'oops'.

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The sport of cricket has been male-dominated for ages. It's time we acknowledge that women also love this sport and the entire dynamic of the audience is changing.

A huge thank you to @theshortkuts and @karanmurarka for making this happen!!!

https://t.co/3r0YIFT8V4

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Atim Aslam is the brand ambassador of third-wheeling. Romantic videos mein couples ke aas paas kaise emotion mein tehelte hai! Love it.

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That point when the worst thing that could have happened to you has happened and now you feel too strong to be bothered by anything else in the world!!

I meant stabbing my pinky against the bed, but if this sounds like a 'LyF KoTe' toh sort na?

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@gaathiwrites I am old now.

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There were kids playing on my floor. One of them said 'Excuse Me' and no one replied with 'Kya re?'.
This generation will never know the joy of 'Mera dil tere pe fida re'.

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@bikram_bumrah Par nahi hai na inka Sidhu Moose Wala

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@bikram_bumrah Kya hi kare ab bataao

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Human race has become so shitty that even the apocalypse will downgrade itself, falling for us.

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Is it too soon to call Millennials 'Mile-nahi-als' in these times of lockdown?

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Irony to ye hai, ke jis hisaab se sleep cycle barbaad ho raha hai, ye isolation se bahaar nikalte waqt jetlag hone waala hai.

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Suraj hua maddham
Chaand dhalne laga
Chai mein gira biskut
Helplessly galne laga.

#SuchIsTea

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Anthem for the night.

#suchislife

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People everywhere talking about getting friendzoned- I got StrangerZoned by cool people i wanted to be friends with...

#SuchIsLife