j o r d a n

“Now keep in mind that I’m an artist, and I’m sensitive about my shit” -Erykah Badu

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

KEEP AMERICA GREAT!

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

how u wake up and be like hmm imma buy a sea world season pass

[The UMD Humor @UMDHumor]

Accurate

[j o r d a n @_jlarson_]

@bemis69 hmu after 230

[j o r d a n @_jlarson_]

I forgot how much Twitter makes me ell oh ell. #backatit

[TSteves @T_Stevens27]

@ptown_pizzabarn you the real MVP

[Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook]

When your grandma tells your mom to leave you alone

[Voicesofjake @Fischer3Jake]

New Tinder update: "Asian filter"

[Nicholas Anderson @nicholasanderso]

@SkylarRaeOlson @AnDeanson "Mom" would've got pissed & tried breaking it up, while sweeping the floor & questioning your life decisions

[Voicesofjake @Fischer3Jake]

Free the nipple.

[j o r d a n @_jlarson_]

Why doesn't pizza deliver at 924 in the morning #hungover

[j o r d a n @_jlarson_]

@l3xi_bby hahaha well now I'm just going to have to try it. I do it on myself might as well do it to my cat too.... Ha

[j o r d a n @_jlarson_]

@Fischer3Jake amen

[Voicesofjake @Fischer3Jake]

@_jlarson_ it's because a lot of people suck...

[j o r d a n @_jlarson_]

@Fischer3Jake I agree. Why doesn't everyone else think this.

[j o r d a n @_jlarson_]

“@Wordstigram: Selfie of a white girl with her tongue sticking out with a quote about being weird or different” @SkylarRaeOlson