coughboy

honestly i'm only alive out of spite at this point

[coughboy @_jmads_]

#MyIdeaOfFlirtingIs having heart palpitations and maybe even passing out TBH

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

it's friday night and i'm about to get fucked up as shit on flintstone vitamin gummies

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

dentist: open your mouth
me: what are we

[coughboy @_jmads_]

@l0c0parentis 😇

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

you: weed is bad
me (smoking a huge blunt): ｔｅｅ ｓｈｉｒｔｓ ａｒｅ ｓｈａｐｅｄ ｌｉｋｅ ｔｈｅ ｌｅｔｔｅｒ ｔ

[wint @dril]

(ffully immerses self in a picture of sponge bob saying "Dat Boy Tho")

[coughboy @_jmads_]

happy belated valentines 2 my anxiety who i know will always be there for me ✌🏿

[coughboy @_jmads_]

@FrenchMacchiato

[coughboy @_jmads_]

@FrenchMacchiato #MyValentineIn4Words he's ok, i guess

[coughboy @_jmads_]

@FrenchMacchiato : )

[coughboy @_jmads_]

@lxffytxffy i gotchu

[coughboy @_jmads_]

@lxffytxffy i will hurt,, his ego

[coughboy @_jmads_]

@lxffytxffy the people have spoken

[coughboy @_jmads_]

one (1) like and i will floor thomas jefferson

[coughboy @_jmads_]

@FrenchMacchiato bud,, pal,, listen,,,,,,, ur going down

[coughboy @_jmads_]

@FrenchMacchiato i will find a step ladder don't test me

[coughboy @_jmads_]

@FrenchMacchiato o ok it's like that is it (ง'̀-'́)ง

[coughboy @_jmads_]

@FrenchMacchiato them's fightin' words

[coughboy @_jmads_]

@FrenchMacchiato only if u stop making that face at me wtf

[coughboy @_jmads_]

@FrenchMacchiato ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[coughboy @_jmads_]

@FrenchMacchiato listen u said it, not me