Jori Messner

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[Jacob4Kids @jacob4kids]

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[Jori Messner @_jmessner]

The upstairs neighbor’s squeaky bed has made it clear a sexy marathon is going on up there.

[Jori Messner @_jmessner]

If Ben Carson = brain surgeon
I am concerned what person = ingrown nail surgeon https://t.co/KMaqhYsiQ3

[NYT Politics @nytpolitics]

Ben Carson and his wife were directly involved in selecting a $31,000 custom mahogany dining room set for his office — contrary to Carson’s claim https://t.co/TpP9ugI3Z9

[Jori Messner @_jmessner]

I’m fairly certain that students have the right to protest irregardless of their age. https://t.co/HfcNF44elO

[Daniel Lin @danwlin]

My child’s school gave detention to every student who participated in the walkout. The principal said protesting for greater school safety violated the rules about... wait for it... school safety.

[Jori Messner @_jmessner]

Somehow I ended up on Trumps email list begging for me to buy some ticket to an event or to give a campaign contribution. Everytime I see one of those email I curse at myself for somehow getting on this list and then deleting it before anyone else sees it.

[carly @carlylynnnn]

“Where you from?”

“Idaho”

“What part of Iowa?”

“No, Idaho like Boise Idaho”

“What’s it by?”

“Eagle, meridian, Nampa”

“Huh?”

“I live in a potato” https://t.co/yR3l9jvxMB

[Jori Messner @_jmessner]

News flash to all of these people. All boobs are perfect boobs. I cant think of one person who doesn’t have perfect boobs. https://t.co/ExK22nZ4ER

[Jori Messner @_jmessner]

*big sigh * https://t.co/CMNmBRANdP

[Jori Messner @_jmessner]

@NikkieTutorials You take care of you and your family ❤️ YouTube will always be there and your fans will be here when you get back. Don’t feel bad ever for taking the time you and your family deserve together

[Jori Messner @_jmessner]

Take the time to thank journalists for their sacrifices in order to provide accurate, in depth and informative reporting- especially in the age of fake news https://t.co/qhDKjOOgaN

[TIME @TIME]

Investigative reporter found shot dead was likely killed over his work, police say https://t.co/5Vm6IROgVz

[Jori Messner @_jmessner]

@marlimez 🙄 Jordan says you spelled Fortnite wrong, but I just think he is jealous because he has like two weeks worth of HW tonight

[Jori Messner @_jmessner]

Now let’s get Ryan and McConnell in that room ASAP https://t.co/cQNARv10DF

[Jori Messner @_jmessner]

@marlimez I am going to assume that this was by the 13 year old who happens to hate the world atm 😂 but in all honesty I need that kind of restraining order

[Jori Messner @_jmessner]

It’s as if this Country has amnesia. Mediamnesia it is https://t.co/XTjOxYyLm6

[Paul Farhi @farhip]

A partial list of things we’ve stopped asking about/can’t get answers to about Trump:

—His tax returns.
—Medical records.
—Draft records.
—College transcripts.
—Passport records.
—WH visitor logs.
—Melania’s immigration records.
—Her parents’ immigrtn records.
—Emoluments.

[Jori Messner @_jmessner]

If nothing else at least the name is fitting for once... https://t.co/NI21ciSH9s

[Josh Dawsey @jdawsey1]

Trump has derisively referred to Sessions as “Mr. Magoo,” a cartoon character who is elderly, myopic and bumbling. He tells people he's hired the best lawyers his entire life and is now stuck with Sessions. https://t.co/kLXxyWhEJt

[Jori Messner @_jmessner]

Just wait until he hits Tiffany’s status. https://t.co/CrrHuYbUQV

[Jori Messner @_jmessner]

@WardQNormal @skywaker9 Just wait until he gets to Tiffany’s level.

[Jori Messner @_jmessner]

@KirstCurley For real though, it’s as if people love their guns more than they love their children. Shameful

[Jori Messner @_jmessner]

@MedMassageCan @karagoldin And as much spin as humanly possible

[Jori Messner @_jmessner]

At least someone is trying to do something- only if it one person 🙄 https://t.co/uWqcZEAeLC